• Re: Wow. So many fruitcakes.

    From David Dalton@3:633/280.2 to All on Thu Jan 19 13:42:57 2023
    On Jan 17, 2023, Oko Tillo wrote on alt.atheism
    (in article<7424b942-79db-44ad-b3b4-7ddcaced7193n@googlegroups.com>):

    I normally don't see all the posts, because I only search for
    posters' names or by topics.

    Which is why I was stunned when for once I looked
    at the entire feed, unfiltered, and so the number
    of screaming nutcases, total woo woo conspiracy heads
    seriously startled me.

    For example:

    https://groups.google.com/g/alt.atheism/c/PGwWZF4wIfc https://groups.google.com/g/alt.atheism/c/w46U6yCnVkE/m/ga1NkhrgCAAJ https://groups.google.com/g/alt.atheism/c/oY8yD4i-Sj0 https://groups.google.com/g/alt.atheism/c/ZwEk024sj38 https://groups.google.com/g/alt.atheism/c/HWmo_DzSplw https://groups.google.com/g/alt.atheism/c/T6-dgpStbCA https://groups.google.com/g/alt.atheism/c/6ixENvjIO7c/m/krIRFknfCAAJ

    Sri

    Wow, I didn’t make the list. :-)

    Dark Fruit Cake recipe

    Most fruit cakes turn out dry since the glace fruit draws moisture
    from the cake. This recipe turns out moist since the fruit is
    simmered for a half hour, and it is a bit more moist cake like
    than some dense fruit cake recipes, and I rarely age it very long.

    Melt 1/2 lb (1 cup) margarine in 2 cups boiling water in large pot.
    Add 2 cups dark brown, demera or raw sugar
    1 cup (8 oz) glace cherries, halved (could increase to 1.5 cups)
    11 oz dark raisins (can be reduced to 250 g if extra cherries
    and pineapple are used)
    8 oz glace mixed peel
    4 oz diced glace pineapple, optional, but good
    1 tsp cloves
    1 tsp allspice
    1 tsp cinnamon (I often use 1.5 tsp cinnamon)
    0.5 tsp nutmeg
    3 level (or two heaping) tsp cocoa
    0.5 tsp ginger optional
    0.5 tsp instant coffee optional

    Bring all that to a boil and simmer for 20 minutes to a half hour (I
    usually have it for a half hour). Simmer covered and stir every 5
    minutes

    Let cool to room temperature,
    preferably overnight. Have the other ingredients (e.g, eggs, flour)
    at room temperature. Preheat oven to 350 F.

    Mix 2 tsp baking soda with 3 tblsp milk, add to cooled mixture.

    Beat 4 large eggs (I sometimes use 5 since large eggs might
    not be as large as they used to be) and 1 tsp vanilla and
    add that to the cooled mixture. Also stir in 1 tsp salt
    (I often reduce that to 0.5 tsp since margarine is salted).

    Add 3 cups of flour to the mixture, stirring after each cup.

    Place a pan of boiling water in the oven, either in the
    middle of the element but not touching the element, or
    to the side of where the cake will go. I often use
    a loaf pan 2/3 full of boiling water but sometimes that
    will rust the pan, so I use another stainless steel pan
    instead. This will keep the cake moist.

    The ideal cake pan is a deep cast iron cake pan, which
    may once have been a cast iron dutch oven. But when I
    was in Vancouver I often used a tube (bundt) pan. Or
    you could use two loaf pans.

    Anyway, line the cake pan(s) with waxed paper
    You could just grease the pan(s) well if you don't feel
    like lining it (them) with waxed paper.

    and then
    pour the dough into the pan(s) and place the pan(s)
    in the oven. Immediately reduce the temperature to
    300 F. Bake for 2.5 hours for a round deep pan,
    2 hours for a tube pan, 1.5 hours for 2 loaf pans.

    Actually it could take a bit longer, but start testing
    at the time indicated. The one I made Dec 2002 took
    3 hours but I think our oven might be a bit off in
    temperature and will compensate next time

    In any case test doneness by sticking it in the middle
    with a knife or cake tester that should come out clean.
    But it is better for it to be slightly underdone than
    overdone, since you can set it by chilling it.

    Cool in pan for 5 minutes then remove from pan and
    remove waxed paper carefully and cool on a rack. And
    I don't like to age it much but instead if keeping
    it for more than a week will freeze it.

    Actually if you have lined the pan with waxed paper
    you can remove from the pan immediately and peel off
    the waxed paper. Also I cooled it on a chopping board
    not a rack but it might be an idea to turn it over
    onto a plate after a short while or it might stick
    to the board. If you didn't use waxed paper but
    instead greased the pan, leave it in the pan for ten
    minutes and then run a knife around the edges
    and remove from the pan.

    Options: reduce boiling water (that is used to boil the
    fruit and spice) to 1.75 cups and then
    when the mixture is cool add 0.25 cup of booze, either
    dark rum, brandy or even rye. Also when the cake is
    cool brush with booze with a pastry brush. And if you
    do insist on aging it you could brush with booze and
    sprinkle with powdered sugar and wrap tightly and preferably
    place in a cake can (one of those big biscuit tins).But
    again I prefer to freeze it over aging it. And we rarely
    ice it for Christmas but often do for birthdays and then
    usually do a cream cheese white frosting sometimes with
    a sprinkling of nuts on top.

    --
    David Dalton dalton@nfld.com https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)
    "I gave my love a golden feather/I gave my love a heart of stone/and when you find a golden feather/it means you'll never lose your way back home." (R.R.)


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