• The Worst Rendition of the Star Spangled Banner in American History

    From BTR1701@3:633/10 to All on Sun Aug 2 21:28:35 2026
    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first Women?s Pro Baseball League game last night.


    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083699277142839296/vid/avc1/628x360/OYL5NEjzDOxYt_BV.mp4

    It?s like they put her out on the field and told her to pick a key and then ignore it. And whichever one of them was surreptitiously strangling the cat should be deported. Someone told her to 'let freedom ring' and then she rang every note except the right ones.

    Blast this out over Iranian TV and they?ll surrender by dinner time.

    Now that you've heard the worst, cleanse your auditory palate with the best. Faith Hill, the GOAT:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDJyoij5E4&t=31s



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  • From Rhino@3:633/10 to All on Sun Aug 2 23:38:19 2026
    On 2026-08-02 5:28 p.m., BTR1701 wrote:
    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first
    Women?s Pro Baseball League game last night.


    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083699277142839296/vid/avc1/628x360/OYL5NEjzDOxYt_BV.mp4

    It?s like they put her out on the field and told her to pick a key and then ignore it. And whichever one of them was surreptitiously strangling the cat should be deported. Someone told her to 'let freedom ring' and then she rang every note except the right ones.

    Blast this out over Iranian TV and they?ll surrender by dinner time.

    Wow, I thought Roseanne Barr had done the worst ever rendition but it
    Martha Reeves made her look like a world class opera singer. >
    Now that you've heard the worst, cleanse your auditory palate with the best. Faith Hill, the GOAT:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDJyoij5E4&t=31s



    Much, MUCH better! It's amazing what singing in key does for a song!

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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 00:03:12 2026
    I?m BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first
    Women?s Pro Baseball League game last night.


    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083699277142839296/vid/avc1/628x360/OYL5NEjzDOxYt_BV.mp4

    It?s like they put her out on the field and told her to pick a key and then ignore it. And whichever one of them was surreptitiously strangling the cat should be deported. Someone told her to 'let freedom ring' and then she rang every note except the right ones.

    Is this supposed to be a duet or did the second woman just decide to drown
    her out?


    Blast this out over Iranian TV and they?ll surrender by dinner time.


    I am amazed that?s actually a real singer

    https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/womens-pro-baseball-league-gets-started-brutal-national-anthem-rendition


    Now that you've heard the worst, cleanse your auditory palate with the best. Faith Hill, the GOAT:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDJyoij5E4&t=31s


    Good job but she looks like she?s in pain



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  • From NoBody@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 07:35:47 2026
    On Sun, 2 Aug 2026 21:28:35 -0000 (UTC), BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com>
    wrote:

    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first >Women?s Pro Baseball League game last night.


    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083699277142839296/vid/avc1/628x360/OYL5NEjzDOxYt_BV.mp4

    It?s like they put her out on the field and told her to pick a key and then >ignore it. And whichever one of them was surreptitiously strangling the cat >should be deported. Someone told her to 'let freedom ring' and then she rang >every note except the right ones.

    Blast this out over Iranian TV and they?ll surrender by dinner time.

    Now that you've heard the worst, cleanse your auditory palate with the best. >Faith Hill, the GOAT:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDJyoij5E4&t=31s


    Not as bad as Rosanne Barr though.

    And kudos to the lady standing next to her. She mostly stayed in key.
    That takes serious skill with that garbage bellowing next to her.

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  • From The True Melissa@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 09:00:03 2026
    Verily, in article <u5v07l90b11p18f2vd2j98afg68g7o59uk@4ax.com>, did NoBody@nowhere.com deliver unto us this message:

    On Sun, 2 Aug 2026 21:28:35 -0000 (UTC), BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com>
    wrote:

    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first
    Women?s Pro Baseball League game last night.


    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083699277142839296/vid/avc1/628x360/OYL5NEjzDOxYt_BV.mp4

    It?s like they put her out on the field and told her to pick a key and then >ignore it. And whichever one of them was surreptitiously strangling the cat >should be deported. Someone told her to 'let freedom ring' and then she rang >every note except the right ones.

    Is she even supposed to be singing? There are two women in sparkly
    costumes and one woman in a regular dress, and the latter is the one who sounds like a bag of cats.

    As they reach "And the rocket's red glare," the costumed women look like they're giving up. One of them gestures at the uncostumed woman like
    "Okay, I guess you're doing this." The costumed women come in again
    later, and I noticed that they are on key, though it's hard to hear them
    under the caterwauling.

    My intuition is that this woman inserted herself and nobody told her no.


    Blast this out over Iranian TV and they?ll surrender by dinner time.

    Now that you've heard the worst, cleanse your auditory palate with the best. >Faith Hill, the GOAT:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDJyoij5E4&t=31s

    She is good, and I'm charmed by the "signing choir" as well. I never
    thought of graceful, synchronized signing as an art, but there it is.


    Not as bad as Rosanne Barr though.

    And kudos to the lady standing next to her. She mostly stayed in key.
    That takes serious skill with that garbage bellowing next to her.

    I'm not sure which you mean, but the two costumed ladies both acted like
    pros.

    --
    The meek shall inherit, we're told,
    But I'm not so easily sold.
    For supposing they should,
    It would do them no good --
    They'd lose it at once to the bold.

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  • From Rhino@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 09:43:36 2026
    On 2026-08-03 9:00 a.m., The True Melissa wrote:
    Verily, in article <u5v07l90b11p18f2vd2j98afg68g7o59uk@4ax.com>, did NoBody@nowhere.com deliver unto us this message:

    On Sun, 2 Aug 2026 21:28:35 -0000 (UTC), BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com>
    wrote:

    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the first
    Women?s Pro Baseball League game last night.


    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2083699277142839296/vid/avc1/628x360/OYL5NEjzDOxYt_BV.mp4

    It?s like they put her out on the field and told her to pick a key and then >>> ignore it. And whichever one of them was surreptitiously strangling the cat >>> should be deported. Someone told her to 'let freedom ring' and then she rang
    every note except the right ones.

    Is she even supposed to be singing? There are two women in sparkly
    costumes and one woman in a regular dress, and the latter is the one who sounds like a bag of cats.

    As they reach "And the rocket's red glare," the costumed women look like they're giving up. One of them gestures at the uncostumed woman like
    "Okay, I guess you're doing this." The costumed women come in again
    later, and I noticed that they are on key, though it's hard to hear them under the caterwauling.

    My intuition is that this woman inserted herself and nobody told her no.

    You're clearly not familiar with the woman in regular dress, Martha
    Reeves, who has had a long career in R&B:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Reeves

    According to the article, she's 85 now and that may be why she lacked
    the judgment to decline the performance when she's clearly nowhere near
    the top of her game. Or maybe she just had an incredibly "off"
    performance. It would be interesting to know if she (or her backup
    singers) had any comments afterwards acknowledging that things went very
    badly and it was all because of Reeves.

    Led Zeppelin, which disbanded after their drummer, John Bonham, died in
    1980, were persuaded to reunite for a one-off performance at Live-Aid in
    1985. They worked out that Phil Collins would play the drums. But
    apparently they didn't rehearse TOGETHER before the show! Before the
    show, Collins assured Page that he was ready and knew the songs but the
    actual performance, in Page's words, was "shambolic". If you listen to
    it, the performance is a complete mess, despite the fact that Collins
    was a great drummer at the time. (He can't play at all any more now due
    to physical issues.)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TudbbVdz8os [22 minutes]

    There are videos describing what went wrong. Here's one:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJJdQfVxyg [27 minutes]

    I haven't watched it but if I had to venture a guess about the cause of
    the disaster, I'd made the educated guess that:
    1. They didn't rehearse together, which is ridiculous if Zeppelin hadn't performed together in 5 years and they'd never played with Collins
    before. If they didn't find a couple of days to get together and
    rehearse, that's a huge mistake, perhaps a result of massive egos
    thinking they were so good they didn't need to rehearse.
    2. Maybe there were some technical issues. Plant mentions something
    about needing a few minutes to get some monitors at the start of the
    set. Despite the staggering volume of sound in the stadium coming out of
    the PA - thousands of watts in total in a stadium seating over 100,000
    people - those speakers all face OUT at the audience and when you're on
    a stage like that, it can be incredibly hard for the musicians onstage
    to hear each other. If the monitors are not set up properly, they will
    not hear properly which can throw themselves off very badly.

    I think it's entirely possible that Reeves and her backup singers had
    the same issues:
    a. they hadn't rehearsed together (or hadn't rehearsed sufficiently)
    b. I don't know if any of them were wearing monitors - nowadays,
    monitors are mostly "in-ear" rather than the big onstage speakers that
    were used in the Live-Aid era - but maybe they weren't mixed properly so
    that Reeves couldn't hear the backup singers which would tend to anchor
    her to the key. Without them, maybe she lost the key and never found her
    way back to them.



    Blast this out over Iranian TV and they?ll surrender by dinner time.

    Now that you've heard the worst, cleanse your auditory palate with the best.
    Faith Hill, the GOAT:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDJyoij5E4&t=31s

    She is good, and I'm charmed by the "signing choir" as well. I never
    thought of graceful, synchronized signing as an art, but there it is.


    Not as bad as Rosanne Barr though.

    And kudos to the lady standing next to her. She mostly stayed in key.
    That takes serious skill with that garbage bellowing next to her.

    I'm not sure which you mean, but the two costumed ladies both acted like pros.



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    Rhino

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  • From The True Melissa@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 09:52:12 2026
    Verily, in article <114q5u9$1afek$1@dont-email.me>, did no_offline_contact@example.com deliver unto us this message:

    You're clearly not familiar with the woman in regular dress, Martha
    Reeves, who has had a long career in R&B:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Reeves

    As in Martha Reeves and the Vandelas? Okay then.


    According to the article, she's 85 now and that may be why she lacked
    the judgment to decline the performance when she's clearly nowhere near
    the top of her game. Or maybe she just had an incredibly "off"
    performance. It would be interesting to know if she (or her backup
    singers) had any comments afterwards acknowledging that things went very badly and it was all because of Reeves.

    No one likes to criticize someone that age.

    I still think "No one told her no" applies, not because she forced her
    way in, but because nobody wanted to admit that an R&B star couldn't cut
    the mustard any more.


    I think it's entirely possible that Reeves and her backup singers had
    the same issues:
    a. they hadn't rehearsed together (or hadn't rehearsed sufficiently)
    b. I don't know if any of them were wearing monitors - nowadays,
    monitors are mostly "in-ear" rather than the big onstage speakers that
    were used in the Live-Aid era - but maybe they weren't mixed properly so that Reeves couldn't hear the backup singers which would tend to anchor
    her to the key. Without them, maybe she lost the key and never found her
    way back to them.

    At one point, one of the backup singers tries to help her -- moves close
    and sings *at* her, to try to get Reeves on key and on rhythm.

    --
    The meek shall inherit, we're told,
    But I'm not so easily sold.
    For supposing they should,
    It would do them no good --
    They'd lose it at once to the bold.

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  • From Rhino@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 11:39:55 2026
    On 2026-08-03 9:52 a.m., The True Melissa wrote:
    Verily, in article <114q5u9$1afek$1@dont-email.me>, did no_offline_contact@example.com deliver unto us this message:

    You're clearly not familiar with the woman in regular dress, Martha
    Reeves, who has had a long career in R&B:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martha_Reeves

    As in Martha Reeves and the Vandelas? Okay then.


    According to the article, she's 85 now and that may be why she lacked
    the judgment to decline the performance when she's clearly nowhere near
    the top of her game. Or maybe she just had an incredibly "off"
    performance. It would be interesting to know if she (or her backup
    singers) had any comments afterwards acknowledging that things went very
    badly and it was all because of Reeves.

    No one likes to criticize someone that age.

    I still think "No one told her no" applies, not because she forced her
    way in, but because nobody wanted to admit that an R&B star couldn't cut
    the mustard any more.

    I think that's entirely likely. Getting celebrities to open games with a
    song seems to be a "thing" in sports culture - I struggle to know why -
    and presumably someone asked her simply because she was a (relatively)
    big name without bothering to listen to a recent performance to see how
    her pipes were. Or maybe they didn't even care if she could sing
    properly since her name alone might draw enough attendees or viewers to satisfy their expectations. That's probably why Roseanne Barr got asked
    as well.

    I wonder if this will have lasting effects on Reeves career. According
    to the Wikipedia article, she released her first album in 22 years this
    past May so she has evidently not retired. I can't imagine the
    performance in the video helping sales of her new album or attendance at
    her shows unless she comes up with a credible explanation for what went
    wrong. (And there COULD be such a reason; maybe she had a bad ear
    infection, which would mess up her hearing which would in turn mess up
    her singing. Or there were issues with monitors. Or she was drunk.)


    I think it's entirely possible that Reeves and her backup singers had
    the same issues:
    a. they hadn't rehearsed together (or hadn't rehearsed sufficiently)
    b. I don't know if any of them were wearing monitors - nowadays,
    monitors are mostly "in-ear" rather than the big onstage speakers that
    were used in the Live-Aid era - but maybe they weren't mixed properly so
    that Reeves couldn't hear the backup singers which would tend to anchor
    her to the key. Without them, maybe she lost the key and never found her
    way back to them.

    At one point, one of the backup singers tries to help her -- moves close
    and sings *at* her, to try to get Reeves on key and on rhythm.



    --
    Rhino

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  • From Adam H. Kerman@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 16:12:49 2026
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:

    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for the national anthem at the >first Women's Pro Baseball League game last night.

    Oh my gawd

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  • From The True Melissa@3:633/10 to All on Mon Aug 3 13:55:10 2026
    Verily, in article <114qcob$1afek$2@dont-email.me>, did no_offline_contact@example.com deliver unto us this message:
    I wonder if this will have lasting effects on Reeves career. According
    to the Wikipedia article, she released her first album in 22 years this
    past May so she has evidently not retired. I can't imagine the
    performance in the video helping sales of her new album or attendance at
    her shows unless she comes up with a credible explanation for what went wrong. (And there COULD be such a reason; maybe she had a bad ear
    infection, which would mess up her hearing which would in turn mess up
    her singing. Or there were issues with monitors. Or she was drunk.)


    Apparently she's going with a combination of the weather and no
    monitors.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/motown-icon-martha-reeves- reacts-after-fans-slam-bizarre-national-anthem-performance/ar-AA29jhA5

    She actually sounded pretty good for 85. Her voice is still strong and
    clear. Too bad she was all over the place.

    --
    The meek shall inherit, we're told,
    But I'm not so easily sold.
    For supposing they should,
    It would do them no good --
    They'd lose it at once to the bold.

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