On 4/23/2026 11:40 AM, Dr. Emil Jaccard wrote:
On Wed, 22 Apr 2026 19:17:03 -0500
Hank Rogers <Hank@nospam.invalid> wrote:
Bryan Simmons wrote on 4/22/2026 7:03 PM:
On 4/22/2026 6:05 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
Bryan Simmons wrote on 4/22/2026 5:06 PM:
On 4/22/2026 2:09 PM, Dr. Emil Jaccard wrote:
On Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:35:23 GMT
dsi1 <user4746@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:
Bruce <Bruce@invalid.invalid> posted:
My artificial friend says that can stand for Head-On Shell-On. >>>>>>>>
Da Hawaiians love HOSO crustacean decapod things. People on the
mainland don't seem to much care for HOSOCDT.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/AuimLunXdGb5FnRB6
https://photos.app.goo.gl/CyiQuwgakwLVN54V7
Get to suck the brains out, which is bonus.
When I was in New Orleans, I sucked the heads from the half pound
of mudbugs I ate back in the early 1980s, and I drank a six pack
of Dixie. My buddy's Cajun friend bestowed upon me the title of
Honorary Coonass. No one can take that away from me.
Just think Chef.ÿ If you had been in Dataw, you could have been
named an honorary gullah jigaboo.ÿ You might have obtained pussy
from her royal Majesty.ÿ But no,ÿ you were in da loo, with john
kuth, performing as a sex pistol punk rock wannabee.ÿ A hard ass
punk rocker that's afraid to drink a beer on performance nights,
but stays drunk otherwise.
>
You are a lot like your princess in that you get details wrong. I
wasn't "afraid to drink a beer on performance nights." I wanted to
be in withdrawal. My performance was enhanced by genuine anger.
I knew it Chef! You are not really an asshole. You work extra hard
to make people believe you are a complete ass. It must take a lot of
effort to keep up your persona.
Sometimes I wonder if trump is doing exactly what you do Chef.
Trump is very different from me. I am not a psychopath. I may or may not
be an asshole, but I am not a psychopath. Trump is a psychopath. He
cannot be an asshole, just like a rabid dog who kills a person can't be
called a murderer.
Performance art at its best is unrecognizable from real toxicicty,
innit?
I wasn't much of a guitar player. My voice made Dylan seem gifted. I did
know how to do what you described. I did it 18-19, and I did it in my
forties. I spit venom like John Lydon, but could turn on a dime, between
or within songs. My wife has told me for years that I missed my calling,
that I should have been an actor. I disagree, since I consider both my appearance and my voice to be unremarkable.
--
--Bryan
https://www.instagram.com/bryangsimmons/
For your safety and protection, this sig. has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.
"Most of the food described here is nauseating.
We're just too courteous to say so."
-- Cindy Hamilton
--- PyGate Linux v1.5.14
* Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)