https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEUO2GINu8A


Do you want to explore strange new worlds?

Do you want to make a difference in our galaxy?

Are you gay, bi, gender-queer, bipoc, or extremely obese?

Join Starfleet!

Starfleet Academy is currently looking for candidates who meet our extremely low admission standards. Forget James T. Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard. Those guys are yesterday's news... and they're white.

The Starfleet of today is built on the backs of neuro-divergent lesbians.
Their very large backs.

To qualify for Starfleet, you must meet our physical standards by being at least 300 pounds in standard earth gravity. You must have at least one-- preferably more-- handicap or mental illness. Wearing glasses is a plus, even though we eliminated blindness 700 years ago. They just make you look smart, okay?

Not too bright? No problem! The Academy will accept candidates with an IQ of
70 or less.

But most of all, we're looking for people who hate straight white males
because diversity is the future and the future is Starfleet.

DISCLAIMER: Officer commission not guaranteed upon graduation. Financial aid
is available unless you are white. Individual experiences may vary. Starfleet is an equal opportunity institution, unless you are white. Obese cadets may
not be small enough to fit through the holodeck doors. Also, we hate white people.



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