?Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In Atlantic This Year?
https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for- zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year
?U.S. ? Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that
global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this year.?
?Though it was previously a common belief that global warming would lead
to more frequent and powerful hurricanes, experts warned the lack of hurricanes was also the result of climate change and that Republicans
would ?rue the day? they ever dismissed it as a hoax.?
??The pleasant hurricane season Florida is having is directly caused by global warming, and we are all going to die as a result,? said protester Byron Bridges. ?America must mandate the use of electric cars
immediately ? but not Teslas.??
?According to climate activists, no hurricanes might seem good until you realize fewer people are being killed by them. ?With no hurricanes
around to quell the human population, the world will become
overpopulated, and we will all die for completely different reasons,?
warned climate activist and part-time masseuse Gina Hampton. ?Unless a
level 5 hurricane hits Miami this year, we are all going to die.??
Lynn
?Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In >Atlantic This Year?
https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for-zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year
Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> writes:
?Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In
Atlantic This Year?
https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for-zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year
Now you are quoting a satire site?
On 9/16/2026 10:13 AM, Scott Lurndal wrote:
Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> writes:
?Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In
Atlantic This Year?
https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for-zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year
Now you are quoting a satire site?
Yes, he is.
The Babylon Bee is explicitly a satire site, sort of a
right-wing version of The Onion.
I'm of a generous disposition, and I'm pretty damn sure Lynn is quite
aware of this, and is quoting it humorously, as a troll against
climate change.
I'll note that the White House has non-ironically thanked Trump for
the low number of hurricanes this year so far, with the implication
that he's somehow responsible.
'Rapid Response 47' is an official White house twitter channel.
https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/2098959864609259758
What next 'Trump personally causes Sun rise each morning.'?
Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> writes:
ƒ??Climate Activists Blame Global Warming For Zero Hurricanes Forming In
Atlantic This Yearƒ??
https://babylonbee.com/news/climate-activists-blame-global-warming-for-zero-hurricanes-forming-in-atlantic-this-year
Now you are quoting a satire site?
Of course, El Nino has nothing to do with it.
On Wed, 16 Sep 2026 18:24:50 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal)
wrote:
<no hurricanes>
Of course, El Nino has nothing to do with it.
I thought this was a La Nina year?
I don't really mind science coming up with two new Weather Gods, but I
find it hard to tell the difference.
Still, at least we aren't throwing virgins into volcanos to appease
them. So far, anyway.
On Wed, 16 Sep 2026 18:24:50 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal)
wrote:
<no hurricanes>
Of course, El Nino has nothing to do with it.
I thought this was a La Nina year?
I don't really mind science coming up with two new Weather Gods, but I
find it hard to tell the difference.
Still, at least we aren't throwing virgins into volcanos to appease
them. So far, anyway.
On 9/17/26 08:57, Paul S Person wrote:
On Wed, 16 Sep 2026 18:24:50 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal)
wrote:
<no hurricanes>
Of course, El Nino has nothing to do with it.
I thought this was a La Nina year?
Obviously you have not been paying attention. The Pacific Ocean is
warmer overall and over a wider area than ever measured before. The heat
map is downright scary. 1982 didn't look like this. 1998 didn't look
like this. 2016 didn't look like this.
That seems to be a site for satirical right wing views based on AI manufactured photos. If you think that this is real stuff no wonder
you are distracted enough to vote for a 2nd rate Reality Show Star
now a Felon on 34 counts and NY State may lock him up once this term
is over. He stiffed (defaulted) on payments to contractors, imported
workers and his taxes. And his sex crimes may be heinous and without
number which is why the Epstein Files are still largely hidden from
the Congress and the People.
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