• Making Duck Tape:

    From Lynn McGuire@3:633/10 to All on Sat Dec 13 21:43:36 2025
    Making Duck Tape:

    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/

    Lynn


    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Your Name@3:633/10 to All on Sun Dec 14 17:09:14 2025
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:

    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg


    That is hilarious !

    From:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun> ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent. :-) <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>




    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Thomas Koenig@3:633/10 to All on Sun Dec 14 09:42:24 2025
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> schrieb:
    Making Duck Tape:

    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    Any idea if the writing is real or manipulated (AI-generated or
    otherwise)?

    From:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/

    I also liked the Christmas Carol grammar variant from that one.

    Also, what's up with the racoon memes? Is it because of the
    recent articles claiming that racoons start showing some signs
    of domestication? (If I were a science fiction author, which I
    am not, I would add a racoon pet jut for variety's sake, of
    course).

    --
    This USENET posting was made without artificial intelligence,
    artificial impertinence, artificial arrogance, artificial stupidity,
    artificial flavorings or artificial colorants.

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    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Sun Dec 14 08:52:09 2025
    On Sun, 14 Dec 2025 17:09:14 +1300, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:

    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:


    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/184479576909834240
    0.jpg


    That is hilarious !

    From:

    https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun> ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent. :-) ><https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-transparent- 1-88-x-20-yard-roll>

    I bought a roll once. It was probably the best duct tape (used on a
    lot of things, but not ducts) I ever had. Very tenacious.

    But when I tried to replace, the store didn't have it.

    So now I am back to ordinary duct tape. At least I am buying it in
    various colors: red at present, next up: lime green. I can date some
    of my repairs by the color of the tape!

    I'm glad to hear they are still around.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Mark Jackson@3:633/10 to All on Sun Dec 14 14:14:59 2025
    On 12/14/2025 11:52 AM, Paul S Person wrote:
    On Sun, 14 Dec 2025 17:09:14 +1300, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:

    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent. :-)
    <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>

    I bought a roll once. It was probably the best duct tape (used on a
    lot of things, but not ducts) I ever had. Very tenacious.

    But when I tried to replace, the store didn't have it.

    So now I am back to ordinary duct tape. At least I am buying it in
    various colors: red at present, next up: lime green. I can date some
    of my repairs by the color of the tape!

    I'm glad to hear they are still around.

    Their headquarters in Avon OH is just north of I90; I've noticed it
    several times while driving from NY to IL.

    --
    Mark Jackson - https://mark-jackson.online/
    Every human society must justify its inequalities.
    - Thomas Piketty

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Cryptoengineer@3:633/10 to All on Sun Dec 14 15:36:22 2025
    On 12/13/2025 11:09 PM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/
    uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:
    ˙˙˙ https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun>˙ ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent.˙ :-) <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape- transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>



    For most of my life, I thought 'duck tape' was a illiterate term
    for 'duct tape'.

    I was wrong.

    Only in the last 10 years did I learn that the original product
    used cotton duck, a fabric, as its base, and 'duck tape' was
    correct.

    pt

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Bobbie Sellers@3:633/10 to All on Sun Dec 14 12:54:02 2025


    On 12/14/25 12:36, Cryptoengineer wrote:
    On 12/13/2025 11:09 PM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/
    uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:
    ˙˙˙ https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-
    wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun>˙ ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent.˙ :-)
    <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-
    transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>



    For most of my life, I thought 'duck tape' was a illiterate term
    for 'duct tape'.

    I was wrong.

    Only in the last 10 years did I learn that the original product
    used cotton duck, a fabric, as its base, and 'duck tape' was
    correct.

    pt

    You were not wrong. Duct Tape is used for taping Air Ducts together
    at the joints to avoid leaking air and wasting power. Cotton duck may be
    used to make some of it but that is just an ingredient not the product or
    its original utility. Currently Duct Tape may use steel foil as the backing for the strong adhesive.

    bliss


    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 16:07:57 2025
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> writes:
    Making Duck Tape:

    The only proper term is "Duct Tape", as per original usage.

    Duck is a brand name, not a generic term.


    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    Not funny at all.


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    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Cryptoengineer@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 11:19:06 2025
    On 12/14/2025 3:54 PM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:


    On 12/14/25 12:36, Cryptoengineer wrote:
    On 12/13/2025 11:09 PM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/
    uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:
    ˙˙˙ https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-
    wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun>˙ ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent.˙ :-)
    <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-
    transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>



    For most of my life, I thought 'duck tape' was a illiterate term
    for 'duct tape'.

    I was wrong.

    Only in the last 10 years did I learn that the original product
    used cotton duck, a fabric, as its base, and 'duck tape' was
    correct.

    pt

    ˙˙˙˙You were not wrong.˙ Duct Tape is used for taping Air Ducts together
    at the joints to avoid leaking air and wasting power.˙ Cotton duck may be used to make some of it but that is just an ingredient not the product or
    its original utility.˙ Currently Duct Tape may use steel foil as the
    backing
    for the strong adhesive.

    ˙˙˙˙bliss


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#History

    The term 'duck tape' goes back to 1906.
    Its use for ductwork, and the term 'duct tape' seems to start in the 1950s.
    The Duck Tape brand dates to 1971.

    pt

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Cryptoengineer@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 11:21:23 2025
    On 12/15/2025 11:07 AM, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> writes:
    Making Duck Tape:

    The only proper term is "Duct Tape", as per original usage.

    Duck is a brand name, not a generic term.


    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    Not funny at all.


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#History

    'Duck tape' originates in 1906.

    Use in ductwork, and calling it 'duct tape': 1950s.

    Duck Tape brand: 1971.

    pt

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Bobbie Sellers@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 08:55:38 2025


    On 12/15/25 08:19, Cryptoengineer wrote:
    On 12/14/2025 3:54 PM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:


    On 12/14/25 12:36, Cryptoengineer wrote:
    On 12/13/2025 11:09 PM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/
    uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:
    ˙˙˙ https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-
    wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun>˙ ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or
    for ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape
    products come in various colours, colours, and transparent.˙ :-)
    <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-
    transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>



    For most of my life, I thought 'duck tape' was a illiterate term
    for 'duct tape'.

    I was wrong.

    Only in the last 10 years did I learn that the original product
    used cotton duck, a fabric, as its base, and 'duck tape' was
    correct.

    pt

    ˙˙˙˙˙You were not wrong.˙ Duct Tape is used for taping Air Ducts together
    at the joints to avoid leaking air and wasting power.˙ Cotton duck may be
    used to make some of it but that is just an ingredient not the product or
    its original utility.˙ Currently Duct Tape may use steel foil as the
    backing
    for the strong adhesive.

    ˙˙˙˙˙bliss


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#History

    The term 'duck tape' goes back to 1906.
    Its use for ductwork, and the term 'duct tape' seems to start in the 1950s. The Duck Tape brand dates to 1971.

    pt

    Well i am from 1937 and met duct tape in the USN in the 1950s.

    bliss

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Cryptoengineer@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 14:41:56 2025
    On 12/13/2025 11:09 PM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/
    uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:
    ˙˙˙ https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun>˙ ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent.˙ :-) <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape- transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>



    The term 'duck tape' goes back to 1906. It was tape made from
    cotton duck, a fabric.

    In the 1950s people started calling it 'duct tape', and using
    it for ducts.

    However the old name was still around, and in 1971 was trademarked.

    pt


    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Your Name@3:633/10 to All on Tue Dec 16 11:01:19 2025
    On 2025-12-15 16:34:00 +0000, ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan said:
    In article <10hpcdq$20vf7$1@dont-email.me>,
    Cryptoengineer <petertrei@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 12/14/2025 3:54 PM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    On 12/14/25 12:36, Cryptoengineer wrote:
    On 12/13/2025 11:09 PM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/
    uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/ >>>>>>
    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun>˙ ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or for >>>>> ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape products >>>>> come in various colours, colours, and transparent.˙ :-)
    <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-
    transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>

    For most of my life, I thought 'duck tape' was a illiterate term
    for 'duct tape'.

    I was wrong.

    Only in the last 10 years did I learn that the original product
    used cotton duck, a fabric, as its base, and 'duck tape' was
    correct.

    pt

    You were not wrong.? Duct Tape is used for taping Air Ducts together
    at the joints to avoid leaking air and wasting power.? Cotton duck may be >>> used to make some of it but that is just an ingredient not the product or >>> its original utility.? Currently Duct Tape may use steel foil as the
    backing for the strong adhesive.

    bliss


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#History

    The term 'duck tape' goes back to 1906.
    Its use for ductwork, and the term 'duct tape' seems to start in the 1950s. >> The Duck Tape brand dates to 1971.

    pt

    Of course the ussage indications are the same for either nomenclature:

    http://columbiaclosings.com/pix/memes/engineering_flowchart.jpg

    The main usage is to put over people's mouths, and around their wrists
    and ankles when they're being held hostage in a TV show / movie. ;-)




    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Scott Dorsey@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 18:24:28 2025
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    The main usage is to put over people's mouths, and around their wrists
    and ankles when they're being held hostage in a TV show / movie. ;-)

    Don't do this! Use proper gaffer's tape: it will hurt much less when it
    is removed and it won't leave goo behind like athletic tape. There should
    be plenty of it around any TV or movie set.
    --scott
    --
    "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Tue Dec 16 00:41:19 2025
    kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) writes:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    The main usage is to put over people's mouths, and around their wrists
    and ankles when they're being held hostage in a TV show / movie. ;-)

    Don't do this! Use proper gaffer's tape: it will hurt much less when it
    is removed and it won't leave goo behind like athletic tape.

    Even gaffer's tape will leave a residue if it is attached
    to a surface for a sufficiently long duration.

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 17:57:30 2025
    On 12/15/2025 4:41 PM, Scott Lurndal wrote:
    kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) writes:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    The main usage is to put over people's mouths, and around their wrists
    and ankles when they're being held hostage in a TV show / movie. ;-)

    Don't do this! Use proper gaffer's tape: it will hurt much less when it
    is removed and it won't leave goo behind like athletic tape.

    Even gaffer's tape will leave a residue if it is attached
    to a surface for a sufficiently long duration.

    That's what stand-in's are for.

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Scott Dorsey@3:633/10 to All on Mon Dec 15 21:04:40 2025
    Scott Lurndal <slp53@pacbell.net> wrote:
    kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) writes:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    The main usage is to put over people's mouths, and around their wrists >>>and ankles when they're being held hostage in a TV show / movie. ;-)

    Don't do this! Use proper gaffer's tape: it will hurt much less when it
    is removed and it won't leave goo behind like athletic tape.

    Even gaffer's tape will leave a residue if it is attached
    to a surface for a sufficiently long duration.

    The police will arrive long before that happens.
    --scott
    --
    "C'est un Nagra. C'est suisse, et tres, tres precis."

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Tue Dec 16 08:58:09 2025
    On Tue, 16 Dec 2025 11:01:19 +1300, Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com>
    wrote:

    On 2025-12-15 16:34:00 +0000, ted@loft.tnolan.com (Ted Nolan said:
    In article <10hpcdq$20vf7$1@dont-email.me>,
    Cryptoengineer <petertrei@gmail.com> wrote:
    On 12/14/2025 3:54 PM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    On 12/14/25 12:36, Cryptoengineer wrote:
    On 12/13/2025 11:09 PM, Your Name wrote:
    On 2025-12-14 03:43:36 +0000, Lynn McGuire said:

    Making Duck Tape:
    https://accordingtohoyt.com/wp-content/
    uploads/2025/12/1844795769098342400.jpg

    That is hilarious !

    From:

    https://accordingtohoyt.com/2025/12/13/meming-in-a-winter-wonderland/

    Lynn

    <https://www.redbubble.com/shop/duck+tape+pun>˙ ;-)



    "Duck Tape" is actually a real product, although not made from or
    for
    ducks. It is made by a company called "Duck" and their tape
    products
    come in various colours, colours, and transparent.˙ :-)
    <https://www.tapeplanet.com/clear-duck-tape-brand-duct-tape-
    transparent-1-88-x-20-yard-roll>

    For most of my life, I thought 'duck tape' was a illiterate term
    for 'duct tape'.

    I was wrong.

    Only in the last 10 years did I learn that the original product
    used cotton duck, a fabric, as its base, and 'duck tape' was
    correct.

    pt

    You were not wrong.? Duct Tape is used for taping Air Ducts
    together
    at the joints to avoid leaking air and wasting power.? Cotton duck
    may be
    used to make some of it but that is just an ingredient not the
    product or
    its original utility.? Currently Duct Tape may use steel foil as
    the
    backing for the strong adhesive.

    bliss


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#History

    The term 'duck tape' goes back to 1906.
    Its use for ductwork, and the term 'duct tape' seems to start in the 1950s.
    The Duck Tape brand dates to 1971.

    pt

    Of course the ussage indications are the same for either nomenclature:

    http://columbiaclosings.com/pix/memes/engineering_flowchart.jpg

    The main usage is to put over people's mouths, and around their wrists
    and ankles when they're being held hostage in a TV show / movie. ;-)

    I believe I have read books (not so much SF as police detective) where
    that is described as well.

    And, by now, it may be happening in real life from time to time as
    well.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Paul S Person@3:633/10 to All on Tue Dec 16 09:00:07 2025
    On Tue, 16 Dec 2025 00:41:19 GMT, scott@slp53.sl.home (Scott Lurndal)
    wrote:

    kludge@panix.com (Scott Dorsey) writes:
    Your Name <YourName@YourISP.com> wrote:

    The main usage is to put over people's mouths, and around their wrists

    and ankles when they're being held hostage in a TV show / movie. ;-)

    Don't do this! Use proper gaffer's tape: it will hurt much less when
    it
    is removed and it won't leave goo behind like athletic tape.

    Even gaffer's tape will leave a residue if it is attached
    to a surface for a sufficiently long duration.

    I think it is possible you are not distinguishing between "what the
    audience is supposed to think" from "what is actually going on".

    Remember: the map is /not/ the terrain.
    --
    "Here lies the Tuscan poet Aretino,
    Who evil spoke of everyone but God,
    Giving as his excuse, 'I never knew him.'"

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.2
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)