On 6/30/2025 11:37 AM, Stefan Ram wrote:
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Dafuq?
This might be an excerpt from or a response to
_Science Fiction By Scientists_,
Robert Carnegie <rja.carnegie@gmail.com> wrote or quoted:
This might be an excerpt from or a response to
_Science Fiction By Scientists_,
It all kicked off in this out-of-the-way newsgroup called
"de.etc.sprache.deutsch".
Someone there got curious about a word from Switzerland,
"Biolade" (health food store/organic food store).
That word made me think of "Bundeslade" (the Ark of the Covenant).
It really got my imagination going, trying to figure out what
a "Biolade" could be, and I started thinking my text should be
a mix of biblical and scientific language. I was also influenced
by a certain sci-fi story from a scientist I'd recently read.
So first, I put together a post in German for "de.rec.sf.misc",
and later followed up with an English one here. The biblical
vibe in the German version is based on Martin Luther, and in
the English one, it's based on the KJV.
Robert Carnegie <rja.carnegie@gmail.com> wrote or quoted:
This might be an excerpt from or a response to
_Science Fiction By Scientists_,
It all kicked off in this out-of-the-way newsgroup called
"de.etc.sprache.deutsch".
Someone there got curious about a word from Switzerland,
"Biolade" (health food store/organic food store).
That word made me think of "Bundeslade" (the Ark of the Covenant).
It really got my imagination going, trying to figure out what
a "Biolade" could be, and I started thinking my text should be
a mix of biblical and scientific language. I was also influenced
by a certain sci-fi story from a scientist I'd recently read.
So first, I put together a post in German for "de.rec.sf.misc",
and later followed up with an English one here. The biblical
vibe in the German version is based on Martin Luther, and in
the English one, it's based on the KJV.
1:1 God sent forth an Ark of the Biology, a vessel of exceeding
subtlety and cunning, wherein was preserved the essence of
life, being a compendium of nucleic acids, protein polymers,
lipid vesicles, and mineral catalysts, all encased in a
matrix of amorphous silicate and hydrogenated carbon.
1:2 And the Ark contained a reservoir of proto-cells, their
membranes fashioned from phospholipids, enriched with sterols and
carotenoids for protection against the fierce light of the sun.
1:3 And God said, Let there be life: and the Ark opened, and there
issued forth the first cyanobacteria, prokaryotes with double
membranes and thylakoid stacks, endowed with the full complement
of genes for oxygenic photosynthesis: psbA, psbD, psaA, psaB,
rbcL, and rbcS. These microorganisms synthesized chlorophyll-A and
phycobiliproteins, fixed CO₂ by means of ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate
carboxylase/oxygenase, and released O₂ into the atmosphere.
1:4 And the cyanobacteria covered the waters, and they built
stromatolites by the secretion of calcium carbonate, and
they multiplied by binary fission, exchanging genes through
conjugation, transformation, and transduction.
1:5 And there arose a new age, wherein oxygen gathered in the
air, and the face of the earth was changed.
1:6 And God saw that it was good, and said, Let the earth bring
forth further kinds.
1:7 And out of the cyanobacteria, by endosymbiosis, arose
the first eukaryotes, which segmented their genomes and
organized their cells with organelles, importing proteins
into mitochondria via the TOM/TIM complex.
1:8 And there appeared algae, mosses, and ferns, which
performed photosynthesis with Photosystem II and employed
C₃ or C₄ metabolic pathways.
1:9 And the plants covered the land, and they developed lignin
and cellulose in their cell walls, and they produced seeds and
fruits, and there arose a diversity of life forms, whose genomes
were diversified by polyploidization and allopatric speciation.
1:10 And God looked upon all that had come forth from the Ark,
and behold, it was very good.
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