• The Trouble with Vampires...

    From Bobbie Sellers@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Jun 17 14:27:51 2025
    Reply-To: blissInSanFrancisco@mouse-potato.com

    "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands

    This was a re-read for me because I had forgotten that I had read this title earlier.
    The plot is that there is trouble next door at the Purdy house.
    Mad Dr.Dressler who without enough evidence turned himself vampire is
    Purdy's
    cousin. He threw out Purdy's cat which taken up by the young hero, Parker.
    His father left a message that he had to leave town and has not been
    heard from
    since, his mother has to go to a convention and Aunt Petronella Stone is taking
    care of him making sure he does not miss meal or miss school which is
    unlikely
    since Parker being smart loves school.
    The Notte (an Argeneau family) takes over the house next door to Parker's
    and wait for the arrival of reinforcements from the headquarters of the Enforcer organization because the supervisor of the enforcers caught
    Parker's call to the
    police about the strange behavior of Dressler whom Parker believes is suffering
    from Renfield Syndrome.

    Petronella Stone is the Life Mate of Santo Notte who just happens be along. Santo has been a victim of Dressler in the past as Dressler experimented
    with immortals. So we have typical Life Mate sex and as the plot unfolds
    there are some surprises.

    One of the characters will become the protagonist of "Mile High With A Vampire"
    as she saves the mortal pilot of the crashed plane from the out of
    control Immortals guards traveling to North America MHWV is the only
    Argeneau book I have paid
    for which was during the time the San Francisco Public Library was closed.

    You can get more substancial reviews of the two book at these URL: <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/the-trouble-with-vampires> <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/mile-high-with-a-vampire>

    I enjoyed these two novels a very great deal. Besides Dressler a
    new bunch of bad guys the Brass Circle is introduced briefly. If Lysay Sands lasts long enough she may double her present output, 33 or morer book
    length novels.

    bliss

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  • From Tony Nance@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 21 00:50:04 2025
    On 6/17/25 12:27 AM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands

    ˙˙˙˙This was a re-read for me because I had forgotten that I had read this title earlier.
    ˙˙˙˙The plot is that there is trouble next door at the Purdy house.
    Mad Dr.Dressler who without enough evidence turned himself vampire˙ is Purdy's
    cousin. He threw out Purdy's cat which taken up by the young hero, Parker. His father left a message that he had to leave town and has not been
    heard from
    since, his mother has to go to a convention and Aunt Petronella Stone is taking
    care of him making sure he does not miss meal or miss school which is unlikely
    since Parker being smart loves school.
    ˙˙˙˙˙ The Notte (an Argeneau family) takes over the house next door to Parker's
    and wait for the arrival of reinforcements from the headquarters of the Enforcer organization because the supervisor of the enforcers caught Parker's call to the
    police about the strange behavior of Dressler whom Parker believes is suffering
    from Renfield Syndrome.

    ˙˙˙˙ Petronella Stone is the Life Mate of Santo Notte who just happens be along.˙ Santo has been a victim of Dressler in the past as Dressler experimented
    with immortals.˙ So we have typical Life Mate sex and as the plot unfolds there are some surprises.

    ˙˙˙˙One of the characters will become the protagonist of "Mile High
    With A Vampire"
    ˙as she saves the mortal pilot of the crashed plane from the out of
    control Immortals guards traveling to North America MHWV is the only Argeneau book I have paid
    ˙for which was during the time the San Francisco Public Library was
    closed.

    ˙˙˙˙You can get more substancial reviews of the two book at these URL: <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/the-trouble-with-vampires> <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/mile-high-with-a-vampire>

    ˙˙˙˙I enjoyed these two novels a very great deal. Besides Dressler a
    new bunch of bad guys the Brass Circle is introduced briefly. If Lysay
    Sands
    lasts long enough she may double her present output, 33 or morer book
    length novels.

    ˙˙˙˙bliss

    Finally got back to this - thanks for writing about it.

    I didn't realize she had written so many. Isfdb says this is #27 in the series. Two quick questions:
    Have you read some/most of the earlier ones?
    I usually read in publication order - is that a good idea for this series?

    Thanks,
    Tony


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  • From Lynn McGuire@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 21 08:22:52 2025
    On 6/16/2025 11:27 PM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands

    ˙˙˙˙This was a re-read for me because I had forgotten that I had read this title earlier.

    I think that I have read a book by this author but I do not recall which
    one. Or, maybe one of her 37+ books is in my SBR.

    https://www.amazon.com/Trouble-Vampires-Argeneau-Novel/dp/0062855174

    Lynn



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  • From William Hyde@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Jun 21 08:27:26 2025
    Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands



    The trouble with geraniums
    is that they’re much too red!
    The trouble with my toast is that
    it’s far too full of bread.

    The trouble with a diamond
    is that it’s much too bright.
    The same applies to fish and stars
    and the electric light.

    The troubles with the stars I see
    lies in the way they fly.
    The trouble with myself is all
    self-centred in the eye.

    The trouble with my looking-glass
    is that it shows me, me;
    there’s trouble in all sorts of things
    where it should never be.

    Mervyn Peake.

    s/geraniums/vampires


    William Hyde

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  • From Titus G@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Jun 22 11:13:40 2025
    On 21/06/25 10:27, William Hyde wrote:
    Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands



    The trouble with geraniums
    is that they’re much too red!
    The trouble with my toast is that
    it’s far too full of bread.

    The trouble with a diamond
    is that it’s much too bright.
    The same applies to fish and stars
    and the electric light.

    The troubles with the stars I see
    lies in the way they fly.
    The trouble with myself is all
    self-centred in the eye.

    The trouble with my looking-glass
    is that it shows me, me;
    there’s trouble in all sorts of things
    where it should never be.

    Mervyn Peake.

    s/geraniums/vampires


    William Hyde

    Sounds like Complete Nonsense to me.

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  • From William Hyde@3:633/280.2 to All on Mon Jun 23 04:46:29 2025
    Titus G wrote:
    On 21/06/25 10:27, William Hyde wrote:
    Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands



    The trouble with geraniums
    is that they’re much too red!
    The trouble with my toast is that
    it’s far too full of bread.

    The trouble with a diamond
    is that it’s much too bright.
    The same applies to fish and stars
    and the electric light.

    The troubles with the stars I see
    lies in the way they fly.
    The trouble with myself is all
    self-centred in the eye.

    The trouble with my looking-glass
    is that it shows me, me;
    there’s trouble in all sorts of things
    where it should never be.

    Mervyn Peake.

    s/geraniums/vampires


    William Hyde

    Sounds like Complete Nonsense to me.

    But is the Dwarf of Battersea SF? What would JRRT say?

    William Hyde



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  • From Titus G@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Jun 24 16:14:36 2025
    On 23/06/25 06:46, William Hyde wrote:
    Titus G wrote:
    On 21/06/25 10:27, William Hyde wrote:
    Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands



    The trouble with geraniums
    is that they’re much too red!
    The trouble with my toast is that
    it’s far too full of bread.

    The trouble with a diamond
    is that it’s much too bright.
    The same applies to fish and stars
    and the electric light.

    The troubles with the stars I see
    lies in the way they fly.
    The trouble with myself is all
    self-centred in the eye.

    The trouble with my looking-glass
    is that it shows me, me;
    there’s trouble in all sorts of things
    where it should never be.

    Mervyn Peake.

    s/geraniums/vampires


    William Hyde

    Sounds like Complete Nonsense to me.

    But is the Dwarf of Battersea SF?˙ What would JRRT say?

    I read the Complete Book of Nonsense decades ago and have not looked at
    or remembered anything until your posts. I have no idea whether there
    are serious references in it or not and I know nothing of Battersea.


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  • From Bobbie Sellers@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Jun 25 03:13:36 2025
    Reply-To: blissInSanFrancisco@mouse-potato.com



    On 6/20/25 07:50, Tony Nance wrote:
    On 6/17/25 12:27 AM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands

    ˙˙˙˙˙This was a re-read for me because I had forgotten that I had read
    this
    title earlier.
    ˙˙˙˙˙The plot is that there is trouble next door at the Purdy house.
    Mad Dr.Dressler who without enough evidence turned himself vampire˙ is
    Purdy's
    cousin. He threw out Purdy's cat which taken up by the young hero,
    Parker.
    His father left a message that he had to leave town and has not been
    heard from
    since, his mother has to go to a convention and Aunt Petronella Stone
    is taking
    care of him making sure he does not miss meal or miss school which is
    unlikely
    since Parker being smart loves school.
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙ The Notte (an Argeneau family) takes over the house next door
    to Parker's
    and wait for the arrival of reinforcements from the headquarters of
    the Enforcer organization because the supervisor of the enforcers
    caught Parker's call to the
    police about the strange behavior of Dressler whom Parker believes is
    suffering
    from Renfield Syndrome.

    ˙˙˙˙˙ Petronella Stone is the Life Mate of Santo Notte who just
    happens be
    along.˙ Santo has been a victim of Dressler in the past as Dressler
    experimented
    with immortals.˙ So we have typical Life Mate sex and as the plot unfolds
    there are some surprises.

    ˙˙˙˙˙One of the characters will become the protagonist of "Mile High
    With A Vampire"
    ˙˙as she saves the mortal pilot of the crashed plane from the out of
    control Immortals guards traveling to North America MHWV is the only
    Argeneau book I have paid
    ˙˙for which was during the time the San Francisco Public Library was
    closed.

    ˙˙˙˙˙You can get more substancial reviews of the two book at these URL:
    <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/the-trouble-with-vampires>
    <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/mile-high-with-a-vampire>

    ˙˙˙˙˙I enjoyed these two novels a very great deal. Besides Dressler a
    new bunch of bad guys the Brass Circle is introduced briefly. If Lysay
    Sands
    lasts long enough she may double her present output, 33 or morer book
    length novels.

    ˙˙˙˙˙bliss

    Finally got back to this - thanks for writing about it.

    I didn't realize she had written so many. Isfdb says this is #27 in the series. Two quick questions:
    Have you read some/most of the earlier ones?
    I usually read in publication order - is that a good idea for this series?

    I have read many of the books in this series but they move in and out of the
    library rapidly. And yes I think the order of publications is good but
    you might need
    notes to keep track of all but the very highest ranked North American
    and Italian
    Immortals. There are plots that continue from book to book aside from the matchmaker Marguerite and Mortimer who runs things. Some of the European Immortals are unhappy with the American way of Immotality drinking blood
    from
    bags and all.


    Thanks,
    Tony


    bliss-

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  • From Tony Nance@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Jun 25 04:00:26 2025
    On 6/24/25 1:13 PM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:


    On 6/20/25 07:50, Tony Nance wrote:
    On 6/17/25 12:27 AM, Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands

    ˙˙˙˙˙This was a re-read for me because I had forgotten that I had
    read this
    title earlier.
    ˙˙˙˙˙The plot is that there is trouble next door at the Purdy house.
    Mad Dr.Dressler who without enough evidence turned himself vampire
    is Purdy's
    cousin. He threw out Purdy's cat which taken up by the young hero,
    Parker.
    His father left a message that he had to leave town and has not been
    heard from
    since, his mother has to go to a convention and Aunt Petronella Stone
    is taking
    care of him making sure he does not miss meal or miss school which is
    unlikely
    since Parker being smart loves school.
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙ The Notte (an Argeneau family) takes over the house next door
    to Parker's
    and wait for the arrival of reinforcements from the headquarters of
    the Enforcer organization because the supervisor of the enforcers
    caught Parker's call to the
    police about the strange behavior of Dressler whom Parker believes is
    suffering
    from Renfield Syndrome.

    ˙˙˙˙˙ Petronella Stone is the Life Mate of Santo Notte who just
    happens be
    along.˙ Santo has been a victim of Dressler in the past as Dressler
    experimented
    with immortals.˙ So we have typical Life Mate sex and as the plot
    unfolds
    there are some surprises.

    ˙˙˙˙˙One of the characters will become the protagonist of "Mile High
    With A Vampire"
    ˙˙as she saves the mortal pilot of the crashed plane from the out of
    control Immortals guards traveling to North America MHWV is the only
    Argeneau book I have paid
    ˙˙for which was during the time the San Francisco Public Library was
    closed.

    ˙˙˙˙˙You can get more substancial reviews of the two book at these URL:
    <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/the-trouble-with-vampires>
    <https://www.lynsaysands.net/books/mile-high-with-a-vampire>

    ˙˙˙˙˙I enjoyed these two novels a very great deal. Besides Dressler a
    new bunch of bad guys the Brass Circle is introduced briefly. If
    Lysay Sands
    lasts long enough she may double her present output, 33 or morer book
    length novels.

    ˙˙˙˙˙bliss

    Finally got back to this - thanks for writing about it.

    I didn't realize she had written so many. Isfdb says this is #27 in
    the series. Two quick questions:
    Have you read some/most of the earlier ones?
    I usually read in publication order - is that a good idea for this
    series?

    ˙˙˙˙I have read many of the books in this series but they move in and
    out of the
    library rapidly. And yes I think the order of publications is good but
    you might need
    notes to keep track of all but the very highest ranked North American
    and Italian
    Immortals.˙ There are plots that continue from book to book aside from the matchmaker Marguerite and Mortimer who runs things.˙ Some of the European Immortals are unhappy with the American way of Immotality drinking blood from
    bags and all.


    Sounds good - thanks for the added info.
    - Tony


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  • From William Hyde@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Jun 25 07:25:43 2025
    Titus G wrote:
    On 23/06/25 06:46, William Hyde wrote:
    Titus G wrote:
    On 21/06/25 10:27, William Hyde wrote:
    Bobbie Sellers wrote:
    ˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙ "The Trouble with Vampires" by Lynsay Sands



    The trouble with geraniums
    is that they’re much too red!
    The trouble with my toast is that
    it’s far too full of bread.

    The trouble with a diamond
    is that it’s much too bright.
    The same applies to fish and stars
    and the electric light.

    The troubles with the stars I see
    lies in the way they fly.
    The trouble with myself is all
    self-centred in the eye.

    The trouble with my looking-glass
    is that it shows me, me;
    there’s trouble in all sorts of things
    where it should never be.

    Mervyn Peake.

    s/geraniums/vampires


    William Hyde

    Sounds like Complete Nonsense to me.

    But is the Dwarf of Battersea SF?˙ What would JRRT say?

    I read the Complete Book of Nonsense decades ago and have not looked at
    or remembered anything until your posts. I have no idea whether there
    are serious references in it or not

    You can read some that way. But you need not.

    and I know nothing of Battersea.

    I took that book with me on my travels everywhere. At some point I
    lent it out and didn't get it back.

    "There was a dwarf of Battersea

    (Oh lend me a tanner!)

    There was a dwarf of Battersea,

    Whose skin was white with leprosy.

    (Oh, lend me a tanner!)."

    Things don't go well for the dwarf.

    Perhaps because he didn't have any hairpins:

    "Crown me with hairpins intertwined
    with plush that only spinsters find
    at night beneath huge sofas where
    the feathers, wool, straw and hair,
    bulge though a lining old as time
    and secret as a Beldam's lair.

    Tired aunts that dine on sphagnum moss
    are really quite the best because
    they are less likely to get cross
    than those less ancient ones who still
    peer coyly from the window sill
    until their seventieth year.

    Go find an old and tired one,
    secure the hairpin,
    then have done,
    With your relations, dear."

    (Peake, to the best of my recollection.)

    William Hyde


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