This is getting ridiculous.
Kate as an assassin's target.
A bomb in the The Sea Devils' Domain.
Salt the Ambassador now untrusted?
UNIT vs Geneva?
REally talk about pathetic.
At least Barclay is holding up.
The Doctor wrote:
This is getting ridiculous.
Kate as an assassin's target.
Pity he missed. She's very annoying.
A bomb in the The Sea Devils' Domain.
By the man that was scared by some condensation!
Salt the Ambassador now untrusted?
At least she's got someone to love her now though.
Everyone needs somebody to love them... even sea reptiles.
UNIT vs Geneva?
Since becoming unified, UNIT are a waste of time. Who do
they represent? From this spin-off, nobody much... apart
from themselves.
REally talk about pathetic.
I dunno about pathetic but common sense seems to be missing
from a lot of people.
At least Barclay is holding up.
... and seemingly, getting it up!
The True Doctor wrote:
On 15/12/2025 20:21, Blueshirt wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
Kate as an assassin's target.
Pity he missed. She's very annoying.
Totally annoying. Who did she have to sleep with to get the job?
I really, really hope it wasn?t her father!
At least Barclay is holding up.
... and seemingly, getting it up!
Fucking her in the arse since as Melissa tells us reptiles don't have
vaginas or penises.
No. She said he tasted salty, so it was probably a blow job.
Binky bleated:
In article <10hq03c$27gce$1@dont-email.me>,
solar penguin <solar.penguin@gmail.com> wrote:
The True loon let loose:
Fucking her in the arse since as Melissa tells us reptiles don't
have vaginas or penises.
No. She said he tasted salty, so it was probably a blow job.
You would!
I would what? Give Barclay a blow job and say it tastes salty?
That?s where you?re wrong. Have you forgotten? I?m asexual!
I?m possibly the least likely person here to be involved in a
blow job in any capacity. (With the exception of you and Aggy,
of course.)
On 15/12/2025 20:21, Blueshirt wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
At least Barclay is holding up.
... and seemingly, getting it up!
Fucking her in the arse since as Melissa tells us reptiles
don't have vaginas or penises.
In article <xn0pekt4g9zpweb002@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
Kate as an assassin's target.
Pity he missed. She's very annoying.
disagree. Kate is a Lethbridge-Stewart.
On 15/12/2025 21:54, solar imbecile wrote:
The True Doctor wrote:
Fucking her in the arse since as Melissa tells us reptiles
don't have vaginas or penises.
No. She said he tasted salty, so it was probably a blow job.
She was saying that he had tasted her since her name was Salt.
In article <10hrae9$2iah2$1@dont-email.me>,
solar penguin <solar.penguin@gmail.com> wrote:
I??m asexual!
I??m possibly the least likely person here to be involved in a
blow job in any capacity. (With the exception of you and Aggy,
of course.)
In article <10hrae9$2iah2$1@dont-email.me>,
solar penguin <solar.penguin@gmail.com> wrote:
Iƒ??m asexual!
Iƒ??m possibly the least likely person here to be involved in a
blow job in any capacity. (With the exception of you and Aggy,
of course.)
I may have you beat. I'm asexual *and* have a serious jaw
disorder.
Melissa
In article <xn0pekt4g9zpweb002@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
This is getting ridiculous.
Kate as an assassin's target.
Pity he missed. She's very annoying.
disagree. Kate is a Lethbridge-Stewart.
In article <xn0pels412m3h59000@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
The True Doctor wrote:
Fucking her in the arse since as Melissa tells us
reptiles don't have vaginas or penises.
I'm still thinking Salt might get pregnant with Barclay's
child... as a way of causing peace between the two species.
It would be complete nonsense of course, but it's the sort
of thing those type of people would write and wave away as
"it's only fiction".
Interesting speculation.
The Doctor wrote:
In article <xn0pels412m3h59000@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
The True Doctor wrote:
Fucking her in the arse since as Melissa tells us
reptiles don't have vaginas or penises.
I'm still thinking Salt might get pregnant with Barclay's
child... as a way of causing peace between the two species.
It would be complete nonsense of course, but it's the sort
of thing those type of people would write and wave away as
"it's only fiction".
Interesting speculation.
It seems a likely way of bringing peace between two species who
are at war with one another.
But for it to all be nailed down in one episode doesn't leave
much room for manoeuvre, so it's probably a bit 'out there' in
the speculation department. But it'd be well worth a fiver bet I
reckon!
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
I'm still thinking Salt might get pregnant with
Barclay's child...
Didn?t episode one establish that Salt lays eggs?
It seems a likely way of bringing peace between two species
who are at war with one another.
But for it to all be nailed down in one episode doesn't leave
much room for manoeuvre, so it's probably a bit 'out there'
in the speculation department. But it'd be well worth a
fiver bet I reckon!
I wonder if maybe Barclay will inject himself with that tissue
sample and become a human/Homo Aqua hybrid?
OTOH I don?t see how that would help stop the war.
On 16/12/2025 18:18, Blueshirt wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
In article <xn0pels412m3h59000@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
I'm still thinking Salt might get pregnant with Barclay's
child... as a way of bringing peace between the two
species. It would be complete nonsense of course, but
it's the sort of thing those type of people would write
and wave away as "it's only fiction".
Interesting speculation.
It seems a likely way of bringing peace between two species
who are at war with one another.
Woke nonsense.
Engaging in bestiality and creating a human-fish lizard hybrid
would be one of the quickest was of escalating hatred on both
sides to the highest levels possible.
Why would Nigel Farage or the fish lizard equivalent
ever accept that?
Blueshirt?s brain blipped:
solar penguin wrote:
Didn?t episode one establish that Salt lays eggs?
Did it? I can't remember to be honest. But a reptile laying
eggs would make sense alright.
Her ?gift? to the humans is a pair of eggs that she drops on
the floor and says they?re her children who should?ve hatched
at the third spring currents (or something like that.)
In article <xn0pen7o2carxsl002@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
What do you think will end the war?
Stop pollution.
The True Doctor wrote:
On 16/12/2025 18:18, Blueshirt wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
In article <xn0pels412m3h59000@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
I'm still thinking Salt might get pregnant with Barclay's
child... as a way of bringing peace between the two
species. It would be complete nonsense of course, but
it's the sort of thing those type of people would write
and wave away as "it's only fiction".
Interesting speculation.
It seems a likely way of bringing peace between two species
who are at war with one another.
Woke nonsense.
You accuse RTD of writing/producing "woke garbage" all the
time... in which case, it would fit his style perfectly!!!
Engaging in bestiality and creating a human-fish lizard hybrid
would be one of the quickest was of escalating hatred on both
sides to the highest levels possible.
SP said Salt mentioned about laying eggs in episode one [I
couldn't remember that bit] ... and we have now seen Salt and
Barclay engage in some sort of romantic adventure, then that
line is definitely there for a reason! 100%.
Why would Nigel Farage or the fish lizard equivalent
ever accept that?
Stay tuned... the eggs might just become the cornerstone of
world peace.
What do you think will end the war?
On 17/12/2025 11:05, Blueshirt wrote:
What do you think will end the war?
The fish lizards giving Donald Trump exclusive economic
rights to exploit all of the mineral and hydrocarbon wealth
of the rivers, seas, and oceans, and then they can all go
back to their caves and hibernate.
Blueshirt blustered:
The Doctor wrote:
In article <xn0pekt4g9zpweb002@post.eweka.nl>,
Blueshirt <blueshirt@indigo.news> wrote:
The Doctor wrote:
Kate as an assassin's target.
Pity he missed. She's very annoying.
disagree. Kate is a Lethbridge-Stewart.
Same surname, but completely different in character to the Brigadier.
I can't stand her.
I wonder if maybe RTD agrees with you? This story portrays her as sleep deprived and addicted to prescription antidepressants. She wasn?t even
the one who stopped the sea devils. That was the sinister conspiracy
she spent most of the story opposing. And that?s before the final scene showing her threatening to shoot a random litter lout.
If that?s a character RTD likes, I?d hate to see how he writes someone
he hates.
"I?d hate to see how he writes someone he hates."
This spake solar penguin:
I wonder if maybe Barclay will inject himself with #
that tissue sample and become a human/Homo Aqua hybrid?
Well, I was partly right.
Blueshirt blustered:
Same surname, but completely different in character to
the Brigadier.
I can't stand her.
I wonder if maybe RTD agrees with you? This story portrays her
as sleep deprived and addicted to prescription antidepressants.
She wasn?t even the one who stopped the sea devils. That was
the sinister conspiracy she spent most of the story opposing.
And that?s before the final scene showing her threatening to
shoot a random litter lout.
If that?s a character RTD likes, I?d hate to see how he writes
someone he hates.
On 2025-12-21 22:26:48 +0000, solar penguin said:
If that?s a character RTD likes, I?d hate to see how he
writes someone he hates.
"I?d hate to see how he writes someone he hates."
Just look at the Doctor character himself. RTD largely
turned him into a rather pathetic character who had to
be 'saved' by his more intelligent companions,
then turned him into a woman,
solar penguin wrote:
This spake solar penguin:
I wonder if maybe Barclay will inject himself with #
that tissue sample and become a human/Homo Aqua hybrid?
Well, I was partly right.
Well done.
I got my guesses wrong...Barclay's child played no part in
the plot at all. Plus we didn't get any human-fish lizard
offspring... well, not yet anyway!
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