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  • What The Hell is This Mess? Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    From Ubiquitous@3:633/280.2 to All on Mon Jul 28 13:13:01 2025
    https://youtu.be/xCxJroHiwvU?si=HhJLFQJmjqMHBUJ2

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  • From BTR1701@3:633/280.2 to All on Thu Jul 31 05:10:35 2025
    On Jul 29, 2025 at 2:29:16 AM PDT, "PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com" <PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com> wrote:

    weberm@polaris.net wrote:

    https://youtu.be/xCxJroHiwvU?si=HhJLFQJmjqMHBUJ2

    Female Jem'Hadar.

    Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never
    watched DS9.

    The Jem'Hadar had no females. Or even males, since they didn't reproduce sexually. They were grown in vats by the Founders. The soldiers presented with masculine traits like strength and aggressiveness, but they were neither male nor female.

    So to both you and the writers of this mess of a STAR TREK show, right back atcha: Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never watched DS9.



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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Thu Jul 31 07:04:11 2025
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Jul 29, 2025 at 2:29:16 AM PDT, "PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com" <PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com> wrote:

    weberm@polaris.net wrote:

    https://youtu.be/xCxJroHiwvU?si=HhJLFQJmjqMHBUJ2

    Female Jem'Hadar.

    Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never
    watched DS9.

    The Jem'Hadar had no females. Or even males, since they didn't reproduce sexually. They were grown in vats by the Founders. The soldiers presented with
    masculine traits like strength and aggressiveness, but they were neither male nor female.

    So to both you and the writers of this mess of a STAR TREK show, right back atcha: Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never watched DS9.

    Two words: frog DNA.

    OK, one word and one initialism, but you get my drift



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  • From Your Name@3:633/280.2 to All on Thu Jul 31 07:49:26 2025
    On 2025-07-30 21:04:11 +0000, anim8rfsk said:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    On Jul 29, 2025 at 2:29:16 AM PDT, "PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com"
    <PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com> wrote:

    weberm@polaris.net wrote:

    https://youtu.be/xCxJroHiwvU?si=HhJLFQJmjqMHBUJ2

    Female Jem'Hadar.

    Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never
    watched DS9.

    The Jem'Hadar had no females. Or even males, since they didn't reproduce
    sexually. They were grown in vats by the Founders. The soldiers
    presented with masculine traits like strength and aggressiveness, but
    they were neither male nor female.

    So to both you and the writers of this mess of a STAR TREK show, right back >> atcha: Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never
    watched DS9.

    Two words: frog DNA.

    OK, one word and one initialism, but you get my drift

    There is an *unofficial* fan story "Star Trek: Conflict" which does
    include the Jem'Hadar's first female, created by a genetic mutation
    before fertilization due to being infected with human DNA.

    Jek'Kralija is the first Jem'Hadar female.
    <https://memory-gamma.fandom.com/wiki/Jek%27Kralija>

    Star Trek: Conflict
    <https://memory-gamma.fandom.com/wiki/Story:Star_Trek:_Conflict>



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  • From Ubiquitous@3:633/280.2 to All on Thu Jul 31 09:51:21 2025
    PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com wrote:
    weberm@polaris.net wrote:

    https://youtu.be/xCxJroHiwvU?si=HhJLFQJmjqMHBUJ2

    Female Jem'Hadar.

    Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never
    watched DS9.

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    --
    Democrats and the liberal media hate President Trump more than they
    love this country.


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  • From Ubiquitous@3:633/280.2 to All on Fri Aug 1 03:12:11 2025
    In article <106e416$3eg66$1@dont-email.me>, YourName@YourISP.com wrote:
    On 2025-07-30 21:04:11 +0000, anim8rfsk said:
    BTR1701 <atropos@mac.com> wrote:
    "PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com" <PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com> wrote:
    weberm@polaris.net wrote:

    https://youtu.be/xCxJroHiwvU?si=HhJLFQJmjqMHBUJ2

    Female Jem'Hadar.

    Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never
    watched DS9.

    The Jem'Hadar had no females. Or even males, since they didn't reproduce >>> sexually. They were grown in vats by the Founders. The soldiers
    presented with masculine traits like strength and aggressiveness, but
    they were neither male nor female.

    So to both you and the writers of this mess of a STAR TREK show, right
    back atcha: Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've >>> never watched DS9.

    Two words: frog DNA.

    OK, one word and one initialism, but you get my drift

    There is an *unofficial* fan story "Star Trek: Conflict" which does
    include the Jem'Hadar's first female, created by a genetic mutation
    before fertilization due to being infected with human DNA.

    Ugh, fan fiction.

    Jek'Kralija is the first Jem'Hadar female.
    <https://memory-gamma.fandom.com/wiki/Jek%27Kralija>

    Kralija's birth came about because a hatching pod of several
    Jem'Hadar was infected by humanoid DNA.

    Holy butake, Batman!

    A group of Jem'Hadar who escaped the Dominion's rule because
    of the appearance of "conscientious behavior"

    Tell me you've never watched Star Trek without saying you nevber watched it.

    Jek does not possess mammary glands. Since Jem'Hadar are grown in
    eggs, she lays eggs (at will, and not on any cycle).

    No, they're grown in birthing vats and they're not reptilian.


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  • From Ubiquitous@3:633/280.2 to All on Mon Aug 4 18:30:51 2025
    In article <106dqnb$3bqlp$4@dont-email.me>, atropos@mac.com wrote:
    "PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com" <PoinsettDaliana96@outlook.com> wrote:
    weberm@polaris.net wrote:

    https://youtu.be/xCxJroHiwvU?si=HhJLFQJmjqMHBUJ2

    Female Jem'Hadar.

    Tell me you've never watched DS9 without telling me you've never
    watched DS9.

    The Jem'Hadar had no females. Or even males, since they didn't reproduce >sexually. They were grown in vats by the Founders. The soldiers presented >with masculine traits like strength and aggressiveness, but they were >neither male nor female.

    I posted something about the actress playing the fat female Jem'Hader
    you might find surprising but probably won't.

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    Not a joke! Don;t jump!


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  • From s|b@3:633/280.2 to All on Sat Aug 9 23:37:04 2025
    Reply-To: sb.nospam@belgacom.net

    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    --
    s|b

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  • From Ubiquitous@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 10 01:25:31 2025
    s|b wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    But there are exercise and diets.

    Actually, I always wondered why no one is fat in Star Trek, considering
    their sedementary lifestyle.

    --
    Democrats and the liberal media hate President Trump more than they
    love this country.


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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 10 02:06:23 2025
    Ubiquitous <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:
    s|b wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    But there are exercise and diets.

    Actually, I always wondered why no one is fat in Star Trek, considering
    their sedementary lifestyle.

    Harcourt Fenton Mudd

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  • From Melissa Hollingsworth@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 10 02:14:45 2025
    Verily, in article <r5qdneVXIqD29Qr1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com>, did weberm@polaris.net deliver unto us this message:

    s|b wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    But there are exercise and diets.

    Actually, I always wondered why no one is fat in Star Trek, considering
    their sedementary lifestyle.

    Perhaps they've cured it in the future. Either that or there are
    Starfleet fitness requirements and we're just not seeing them.

    --
    Saturday Doctor Who watch party 1:00 p.m. Pacific time

    This week: "The Ambassadors of Death" [Third Doctor] https://discord.gg/p3ujkCa4?event=1401613673331425291

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  • From BTR1701@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 10 02:56:52 2025
    On Aug 9, 2025 at 8:25:31 AM PDT, "Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:

    s|b wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    But there are exercise and diets.

    Actually, I always wondered why no one is fat in Star Trek, considering
    their sedementary lifestyle.

    Sedentary. Sedimentary would mean they accumulate layers of sediment over centuries.



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  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 10 04:04:52 2025
    On 8/9/2025 9:14 AM, Melissa Hollingsworth wrote:
    Verily, in article <r5qdneVXIqD29Qr1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com>, did weberm@polaris.net deliver unto us this message:

    s|b wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    But there are exercise and diets.

    Actually, I always wondered why no one is fat in Star Trek, considering
    their sedementary lifestyle.

    Perhaps they've cured it in the future. Either that or there are
    Starfleet fitness requirements and we're just not seeing them.

    Original flavor Trek had a scene in one episode where McCoy was giving
    Kirk a physical that involved enough exertion to raise a sweat.

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

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  • From Dimensional Traveler@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 10 04:05:32 2025
    On 8/9/2025 9:56 AM, BTR1701 wrote:
    On Aug 9, 2025 at 8:25:31 AM PDT, "Ubiquitous" <weberm@polaris.net> wrote:

    s|b wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    But there are exercise and diets.

    Actually, I always wondered why no one is fat in Star Trek, considering
    their sedementary lifestyle.

    Sedentary. Sedimentary would mean they accumulate layers of sediment over centuries.

    You haven't seen some of the suspects and defendants I have....

    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.

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  • From anim8rfsk@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Aug 10 04:43:07 2025
    Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
    On 8/9/2025 9:14 AM, Melissa Hollingsworth wrote:
    Verily, in article <r5qdneVXIqD29Qr1nZ2dnZfqn_SdnZ2d@giganews.com>, did
    weberm@polaris.net deliver unto us this message:

    s|b wrote:
    On Wed, 30 Jul 2025 19:51:21 -0400, Ubiquitous wrote:

    IKR?

    It gets even worse. She's a Jem'Hadar and Klingon hybrid.
    A FAT one.

    There's no Ozempic in the ST continuum.

    But there are exercise and diets.

    Actually, I always wondered why no one is fat in Star Trek, considering
    their sedementary lifestyle.

    Perhaps they've cured it in the future. Either that or there are
    Starfleet fitness requirements and we're just not seeing them.

    Original flavor Trek had a scene in one episode where McCoy was giving
    Kirk a physical that involved enough exertion to raise a sweat.


    And then made him eat a dietary salad because his weight was up a couple of pounds.

    The Corbomite Maneuver

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