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  • Re: Ducky gives an anal salute to Will Donkey

    From NancyGene@3:633/280.2 to All on Mon Jun 23 10:48:46 2025
    On Sun, 22 Jun 2025 20:05:51 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Ducky farted on the Donkey during a performance. Ducky figured he might
    as well, since he couldn't stink it up any more than Will Donkey already
    had.



    It looks like Will Donkey's finger is up his nose again. We assume that Ducky uses the boogers to oil his chord.


    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=691361682#691361682

    Since Will Donkey's eyesight is poor, he probably didn't notice that
    Ducky was turning his backside to him and letting it rip. Also, Will's
    finger was up his nose, picking a tune or a booger, whichever came out
    first.

    NOTE: We turned on closed caption for the video, and it could make out
    very few words. It mostly said [Music}, which is a stretch too.

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  • From NancyGene@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Jun 24 04:14:23 2025
    On Mon, 23 Jun 2025 13:25:58 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Ducky farted on the Donkey during a performance. Ducky figured he might >>>>> as well, since he couldn't stink it up any more than Will Donkey already >>>>> had.


    It looks like Will Donkey's finger is up his nose again. We assume that >>>> Ducky uses the boogers to oil his chord.


    I'd be more concerned where it was before that. Ducky looks
    uncomfortable.

    Dreckery never answered my question about his earnings as an
    "entertainer".

    I think I saw and heard why.



    Ducky has such bad stage presence that he turns his back on the audience
    (not sure there is one) and farts on the lead "singer?" Will Donkey's
    finger has been in many unwilling holes.

    Will Donkey has earned $0 as an entertainer. Who would pay him for
    that?




    The Donkey will deny that it's a pick, and claim he was only holding his
    nose because of the Ducky fart.

    The Donkey's legs are looking awfully stumpy in this photo.


    View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=691403001#691403001




    This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=691361682#691361682

    Ducky's volume of fartiness is impressive in the newest photo! Does he
    play any wind instruments? He might be better at that than with a
    guitar.

    Will Donkey's fingers are definitely up his nose. More photographic
    proof of booger bundling.

    Yes, Donkey's legs seem to be retracting into his huge belly. Is he
    part turtle? His neck is quite wrinkled.

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  • From Cujo DeSockpuppet@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Jun 24 07:57:52 2025
    nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com (NancyGene) wrote in news:3b360f0d8c0eb7de6601fb94422d3e7e@www.novabbs.com:

    On Mon, 23 Jun 2025 13:25:58 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    Ducky farted on the Donkey during a performance. Ducky figured
    he might as well, since he couldn't stink it up any more than
    Will Donkey already had.


    It looks like Will Donkey's finger is up his nose again. We
    assume that Ducky uses the boogers to oil his chord.


    I'd be more concerned where it was before that. Ducky looks
    uncomfortable.

    Dreckery never answered my question about his earnings as an
    "entertainer".

    I think I saw and heard why.



    Ducky has such bad stage presence that he turns his back on the
    audience (not sure there is one) and farts on the lead "singer?"
    Will Donkey's finger has been in many unwilling holes.

    Will Donkey has earned $0 as an entertainer. Who would pay him for
    that?




    The Donkey will deny that it's a pick, and claim he was only holding
    his nose because of the Ducky fart.

    The Donkey's legs are looking awfully stumpy in this photo.


    View the attachments for this post at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=691403001#691403001




    This is a response to the post seen at:
    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=691361682#691361682

    Ducky's volume of fartiness is impressive in the newest photo! Does he
    play any wind instruments? He might be better at that than with a
    guitar.

    Will Donkey's fingers are definitely up his nose. More photographic
    proof of booger bundling.

    Yes, Donkey's legs seem to be retracting into his huge belly. Is he
    part turtle? His neck is quite wrinkled.

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    Douchebag!
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    that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.

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