On Wed, 18 Jun 2025 15:11:00 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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On Wed, 28 May 2025 18:07:56 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
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Miguel Sucio wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
A listing (be prepared to laugh) of just some of Will Dockery's f**k-ups
in 2018. He has continued the tradition through 2022.
We love: “In 1976-77 I was on the school newspaper and literary >>>>>>> magazine staffs, so, not bragging, but I have paid my dues in this >>>>>>> poetry game.” He peaked in the 11th grade. Boy wonder at 19, brain >>>>>>> cells stopped growing, and he was done. No need for further education >>>>>>> or training..
He peaked in a valley, the deep hole known as Columbus.
That's Stinky George in the background, waiting his turn for a hug! >>>>>>>
He's waiting in vain.
The Donkey is so into Jordy that he isn't aware that anyone else is >>>>>>> around.
So many names, gone and forgotten except in rotten poems. We wonder if >>>>>>> there was a 'George" song that has now been retired?
Will's epic, "Ode To My Slurp-puppet" is full of love songs to Stinky G:
"Zod,
I don't think anyone is reading our posts.
That's a strange happening since we're posting the most
of anyone ever (not that I'd boast),
and not being read makes my waffles French toast.
I suppose I will blame things on Brother Dave's ghost.
"You can give me a nod, and I'll thank you again
Although some think it odd to see two aging men
Slurping each other as though they'd a yen
To duck under cover, all cozy, and then
Start rutting and squealing like pigs in a pen…
And thanks for the nod on my rod once again.
"However, repetitive slurping can be
As tiresome as slogging through my poetry;
If people ignore us, my dear devotee,
We'll hijack their threads with our buddy, Jordy --
We'll say 'Hi,' 'Good Afternoon,' and 'I thank thee'
'Cause AAPC must be all about MEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Here's an old snapshot of Will and Stinky G in post-slurpage bliss. >>>>>>>
How sad! Did Stinky G run out of shoe polish? Will has changed his >>>>>>> drawers again, to striped bliss.
Stinky's "Blackbeard the Pirate" phase was brief (albeit memorable). >>>>>>> Will changes his drawers whenever the stains on them start sprouting >>>>>>> fungi.
Stinky G looks like he is about to croak (probably already has). Will >>>>>>> he be embalmed with shoe polish? Maybe wrapped in Will's underwear and >>>>>>> flushed?
Will's going to take his carcass to a taxidermist and keep him in the >>>>>>> closet as a spare.
This is a response to the post seen at:
http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=659518456#659518456
As long as Stinky G can send messages to Usenet, Will doesn't care if he >>>>>> is dead or not. (Jordy, take note.)
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And even when Stinky G can no longer send messages (as per the past
several months), Will is just as happy necroposting, and re-responding >>>>> to, his archived slurps.
Stinky G is there as an absentee shadow chorus. Will Donkey misses
Corey, PJR, Dink and everyone who hated him, and wonders where they are. >>>
The Donkey is well known as a glutton for abuse.
(And a glutton in general, for that matter.)
Will Donkey is a glutton and the Edward Dando of Waffle House.
Had to look that one up... but that's Will Donkey, alright!
This is a response to the post seen at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=659518456#659518456
Mr. Dando ate a lot of oysters (300). Will Donkey ate a lot of Jordy
(Hi, Jordy!).
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