On Sun, 15 Jun 2025 3:39:17 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
NancyGene wrote:
HarryLime wrote:
Oblations, Georgia style.
His body is gone already? Are there drag marks on the road out of >>>>>> Columbus?
His body's still there. Will only dug down a foot and a half. The barf >>>>> doesn't need to actually land on Barf's corpse -- it's more the thought >>>>> that it will seep down through the earth to reach him. To ensure the >>>>> the barf will reach its goal, Will follows his upchuck with a piss.
We doubt that they dug down 6 feet for a penniless Barfly. Do the barf >>>> and piss invigorate or preserve the body? Will Barfly make a return in >>>> the art world?
In a way... Will's trying to get ahold of a camera (they're rare in
Georgia, you know) so that he can take a photo of Barfly lying in a pool >>> of vomit. He's going to call it "Barf on Barf," and expects it to sell
for some big money. It might even outsell Stinky G's "Purple P*nis
Slurping Self Portrait."
Mr. Land never made it to Columbus. Is Barfly still open-air? What was
that memorial ceremony for, then, with Will's barber/pastor? We like
the "Barf on Barf" idea and suggest a music album to accompany that
called "The Barf Side of the Moon."
Will had the decency to rebury Barf after depositing, and photographing,
the barf on him (most likely he was afraid of getting arrested for grave desecration).
Will half-buried Barfly, just in case he had to drag him around, and
didn't want to have to go to the trouble of digging him up again. That
barf looks suspiciously like pizza toppings. Has Will Donkey been
hijacking pizza delivery cars? Since he is on foot (hoof?), he must lie
down in the road and stop the cars that way.
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