• Re: THE BARD strikes again!!! A JORDY POEM

    From NancyGene@3:633/280.2 to All on Sun Jun 8 23:46:28 2025
    On Sun, 8 Jun 2025 0:02:50 +0000, HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    On Mon, 2 Jun 2025 17:21:00 +0000, HarryLime wrote:


    Michael Pendragon wrote:
    Uncle Isaac Chase has a plan,
    He makes poor Jordy suffer his hands,
    The things that he does for his thrills,
    Conceived in soiled underpants and frills

    Nephew Jordy Chasescott screams,
    As his uncle gives his worst dreams,
    He's desperate to stay out of sight,
    But Isaac has the appetite for fright

    Sadistic Uncle Isaac's into pain,
    Making Jordy's heart and soul strain,
    The torments that he brings along,
    There's no way to turn him wrong

    Creepy Uncle Isaac's no surprise,
    He's ignorant of how to empathize,
    For Jordy's nightmare is his delight,
    No justice can make this wrong alright

    Dire Uncle Isaac on his own,
    Will be making Jordy moan and groan,
    His nasty hands will never be done,
    Their legacy will never be won


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    One of the all-time great Bard poems! We were pondering that if Jordy's
    Uncle loves pain, why is he blocking us? We would be happy to make him
    cry and have bad dreams. We would even say hello to him before we gave
    him a black and blue emoji.

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    Jordy's Uncle blocks us as an excuse to keep posting here. When Nephew Jordy's parents complain about the "malicious troll posts" that mention
    him, Uncle Jordy can claim to have no knowledge of them.

    Uncle Jordy screws Nephew Jordy over in more ways than one.


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    Jordy exists solely to say hello to Will Donkey? Shouldn't he rise up
    to protect his name, property and "beloved" nephew? Is he a man or an
    emoji?

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