On Sat, 7 Jun 2025 18:46:25 +0000, Slob Dylan wrote:
How many roads must a bum crawl down
Before you call him a bum?
How many steaks must a drunkard mooch
Before he's laughable scum?
Yes, 'n' how many times must a moron be spanked
Because he's forever dumb?
The answer, my friend, is sleepin' in a shed,
The answer is sleepin' in a shed.
Yes, 'n' how many years can a douchebag spam
Before he's thrown off the 'Net?
Yes, 'n' how many years since his lyin' began
Can he fail to be payin' his debt?
Yes, 'n' how many times can he edit our posts
And pretend that it's we who forget?
The answer, my friend, is sleepin' in a shed,
The answer is sleepin' in a shed.
Yes, 'n' how many times must a bum be mocked
Before he can count the cost?
Yes, 'n' how many Zaaah-rows must one bum howl
Before he is banned and TOSed?
Yes, 'n' how many plagiarists' deaths will it take
Before he admits that he's lost?
The answer, my friend, is sleepin' in a shed,
The answer is sleepin' in a shed.
Wonderful poem and song, but we wonder when the douchebag actually
sleeps. The first and last poster every day on AAPC is always the
douchebag. No sleep, along with the drinking and smoking, is not
healthy.
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