• Re: Will & Jordy look for his and hers sneakers

    From NancyGene@3:633/280.2 to All on Fri Jun 6 07:21:47 2025
    On Thu, 5 Jun 2025 21:02:41 +0000, cujodemaniac wrote:

    On Wed, 4 Jun 2025 23:20:59 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:
    On Sat, 24 May 2025 0:41:20 +0000, HarryLime wrote:


    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    NancyGene wrote:

    HarryLime wrote:

    CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
    Hopefully it'll keep them from breeding further.

    PS: Yuck.



    Sadly, no.



    Will Donkey now wears underwear, and flowery ones too? Is there
    a hole in the back for his tail?

    Jordy must have a drawer full of drawers, because now he has on
    navy boxers, but maybe that should be Navy? Keepsakes?


    Extra Jumbo panties are hard to find, so the Donkey and Jordy
    make a point of retrieving as many from the dumpsters as
    possible.



    They take their own soiled panties out of the dumpster, turn
    them inside out, and wear them again? Do the panties make good
    beanies in the winter?


    Yes... yes they do, as a matter of fact.



    Wearing them backwards and inside out does save landfills from
    being closed by the EPA. Does Jordy's mom send him underwear
    for birthdays and Christmas? There may also be coin dispenser
    underwear machines at LeGents.




    Yes, Mother Chase never misses a birthday.



    We have heard that Will Donkey wants to get adopted by Mother
    Chase. That would make Jordy his brother, but money is money.



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    The underwear that Mother Chase sent looks very small--perhaps it
    was from when Jordy was young and innocent? We suppose he could
    wear them on his head.



    Jordy likes his tighty whities tight.


    Didn't DirtNap Dave wear his underwear on his head? Will told him
    it was a tribute to some racecar driver.


    Will was always coming up with new stories for tricking DirtNap out
    of wearing the coveted knit cap.




    DirtNap was looking sharp (for a dwarf donkey) with his drawers on
    his head. They also helped him sleep when his brother Will Donkey
    had overnight company such as Stinky G and Ellen Horny. That was a
    noisy bunch and DND had to share his stall with up to 10 people.
    Clay the Gay and Sarah Donkeytits used to play Whack-A-Dwarf with
    him in the middle of the night and steal his cigarettes. DCFS
    thought it was funny.



    I can't wait for Dreckster to snip that!

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    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
    sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie
    Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon.




    Cujo, we don't see your above comment on NovaBBS, so adjust your
    address. Clay the Gay and Sarah Donkeytits didn't have many games
    when they were growing up, so they had to play with their dwarf,
    retarded Uncle Dave and the upwardly mobile turds in the backyard.



    Adjust my address? I'm baffled.

    You were coming through on NovaBBS under Cujo de Maniac, but not
    through Cujo de Sockpuppet.



    Aha!

    I'll poast it via Novabbs too. I really value the comments of a certain
    douchebag.

    AWL HALE TEH MITEY POAST COWNT!

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    "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
    that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >>> another asskicking from Pendragon.



    Great, as your poetic compositions are important additions to the group.
    Will Donkey is jealous of you because of your wit, charm, talent, job,
    looks, musical ability and talent, among other things. PJR also likes
    you, which makes Will Donkey mad.


    You can feel the steam coming out of Canada too. I hear some moose
    fucker up that way really hates PJR.

    The Moose Fucker in CA would really love it if PJR loved him, but alas,
    it's not going to happen.

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