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  • Re: "I am the Donkness," by Will Donkey

    From Scott Doty@3:633/280.2 to All on Tue Apr 8 16:35:14 2025
    In article <vj6vh5$oajn$1@paganini.bofh.team>, jimmy@noneya.invalid says...

    Will Donkey wrote:
    "I am the Donkness"

    Hello Jordy.
    Thanks for nod, General Zod.
    I'm only here for the waffles.
    Good morning, Jordy.
    My favorite color is blue.
    Just 'cause I was holdin' a beer bottle in that photo, don't mean that I was drinkin' it.
    Thanks for the nod, General Zod.
    Pendragon's malicious troll.
    Good Afternoon, Jordy.
    Handy Sandy may not be the best at handjobs, but she's certainly a unique talent.
    Just settin' the record straight.
    Hi Jordy.
    Hi Zod. Hope you and Dirty Mike are enjoying your bath in the river. NancyGene's a malicious troll.
    I know that poem -- they quoted it in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
    Just 'cause I gots me a pack of smokes in my shirt pocket don't mean that I was smokin' 'em.
    Good evening, Jordy.
    Why ain't the dang Waffle Houses open after midnight anymore?
    Ash is a malicious troll.
    Thanks for the nod, General Zod.
    I'll have a read and get back to you.
    Henry David Theroux, anyone?
    How bout's some Edgar Allan Poland?
    Goodnight Jordy.
    Goodnight, Zod. Kiss Dirty Mike goodnight for me as well.

    -- Will "The Donkness" Donkey

    Hee-Haw!


    ROFL!!



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  • From NancyGene@3:633/280.2 to All on Wed Apr 9 05:22:32 2025
    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 6:35:14 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <vj6vh5$oajn$1@paganini.bofh.team>, jimmy@noneya.invalid
    says...

    Will Donkey wrote:
    "I am the Donkness"

    Hello Jordy.
    Thanks for nod, General Zod.
    I'm only here for the waffles.
    Good morning, Jordy.
    My favorite color is blue.
    Just 'cause I was holdin' a beer bottle in that photo, don't mean that I >>> was drinkin' it.
    Thanks for the nod, General Zod.
    Pendragon's malicious troll.
    Good Afternoon, Jordy.
    Handy Sandy may not be the best at handjobs, but she's certainly a
    unique talent.
    Just settin' the record straight.
    Hi Jordy.
    Hi Zod. Hope you and Dirty Mike are enjoying your bath in the river.
    NancyGene's a malicious troll.
    I know that poem -- they quoted it in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
    Just 'cause I gots me a pack of smokes in my shirt pocket don't mean
    that I was smokin' 'em.
    Good evening, Jordy.
    Why ain't the dang Waffle Houses open after midnight anymore?
    Ash is a malicious troll.
    Thanks for the nod, General Zod.
    I'll have a read and get back to you.
    Henry David Theroux, anyone?
    How bout's some Edgar Allan Poland?
    Goodnight Jordy.
    Goodnight, Zod. Kiss Dirty Mike goodnight for me as well.

    -- Will "The Donkness" Donkey

    Hee-Haw!


    ROFL!!

    Hello, there, Scott, Michael, Ash, Jim, ME, Brooke, and PJR.

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  • From HarryLime@3:633/280.2 to All on Thu Apr 10 05:31:29 2025
    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 19:22:26 +0000, NancyGene wrote:

    On Tue, 8 Apr 2025 6:35:14 +0000, Scott Doty wrote:

    In article <vj6vh5$oajn$1@paganini.bofh.team>, jimmy@noneya.invalid
    says...

    Will Donkey wrote:
    "I am the Donkness"

    Hello Jordy.
    Thanks for nod, General Zod.
    I'm only here for the waffles.
    Good morning, Jordy.
    My favorite color is blue.
    Just 'cause I was holdin' a beer bottle in that photo, don't mean that I >>>> was drinkin' it.
    Thanks for the nod, General Zod.
    Pendragon's malicious troll.
    Good Afternoon, Jordy.
    Handy Sandy may not be the best at handjobs, but she's certainly a
    unique talent.
    Just settin' the record straight.
    Hi Jordy.
    Hi Zod. Hope you and Dirty Mike are enjoying your bath in the river.
    NancyGene's a malicious troll.
    I know that poem -- they quoted it in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
    Just 'cause I gots me a pack of smokes in my shirt pocket don't mean
    that I was smokin' 'em.
    Good evening, Jordy.
    Why ain't the dang Waffle Houses open after midnight anymore?
    Ash is a malicious troll.
    Thanks for the nod, General Zod.
    I'll have a read and get back to you.
    Henry David Theroux, anyone?
    How bout's some Edgar Allan Poland?
    Goodnight Jordy.
    Goodnight, Zod. Kiss Dirty Mike goodnight for me as well.

    -- Will "The Donkness" Donkey

    Hee-Haw!


    ROFL!!

    Hello, there, Scott, Michael, Ash, Jim, ME, Brooke, and PJR.

    --
    Hola NancyGene!

    And a Hee-Haw to the Donkness.

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