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    From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Tue Nov 1 07:56:02 2022
    ... I'm Droopy of Borg. You know what?? You're about to be assimilated.


    We are Dyslexic Kinkos of Borg, prepare to be Ass-laminated!

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Nov 2 01:24:00 2022
    George,

    ... I'm Droopy of Borg. You know what?? You're about to be assimilated.

    We are Dyslexic Kinkos of Borg, prepare to be Ass-laminated!

    More like this tagline.

    Daryl

    ... I'm Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your @$$ laminated!!
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Nov 2 01:26:00 2022
    George,

    I tried that game, Seven Minutes in Heaven, where two people go into a dark closet for 7 minutes; it ended up being 6 minutes of screeching
    from her, & a black eye for me. . .

    The only reason I came out of the closet, is because it was dark in
    there. <G>

    Daryl

    ... Flies spread disease -- keep yours zipped, please.
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Nov 2 01:27:00 2022
    George,

    Universal Instructions for babies:

    1. Fill noisy end
    2. Empty smelly end
    3. Go to 1.

    Forever and ever, Amen. :P

    Hmmm...sounds like a song by Randy Travis. <G>

    Seriously, it is...the video in it was from his sister's wedding.

    Daryl

    ... Bar Exam: How much tequila you can drink before you hit the floor.
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