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    From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Mon Oct 24 02:04:00 2022
    Jay,

    ***** Kid's logic *****
    A Stanford University professor took his young son with him on a trip across the country. One day after their return, a package was delivered with postage due. Neither the professor nor his wife had the necessary
    $3, but their son produced it. Surprised, his mother asked how he came
    to have that much money. "Well," he said, "Dad was awfully careless
    with money on our trip and nearly always left some on the table when we ate. So I just picked it up." --D. Elton Trueblood
    RD Issue: January 1950

    A tip to the smartness of the kid. <G>

    Daryl

    ... There are many internet scams; send me $20 to learn how.
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Tue Oct 25 21:36:00 2022
    Jay,

    "Not much of a driver, either," says the waitress. "He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

    Truly, revenge is a dish best served cold. <G>

    Daryl

    ... I'm Droopy of Borg. You know what?? You're about to be assimilated.
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Tue Oct 25 21:41:00 2022
    Jay,

    Restaurant patron: "Waiter, I'd like a bottle of wine."
    Waiter: "What year, sir?"
    Patron: "Well, I'd like it right now."

    Or, when the maitre'd asks a customer "Wine, sir??".

    The man starts sobbing uncontrollably, "Well, if you insist!!". <G>

    Daryl

    ... I'm Drunk Of Borg. Resistance Is Floor Tile.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Tue Nov 1 07:56:02 2022
    ... I'm Droopy of Borg. You know what?? You're about to be assimilated.


    We are Dyslexic Kinkos of Borg, prepare to be Ass-laminated!

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Nov 2 01:24:00 2022
    George,

    ... I'm Droopy of Borg. You know what?? You're about to be assimilated.

    We are Dyslexic Kinkos of Borg, prepare to be Ass-laminated!

    More like this tagline.

    Daryl

    ... I'm Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your @$$ laminated!!
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Nov 2 01:26:00 2022
    George,

    I tried that game, Seven Minutes in Heaven, where two people go into a dark closet for 7 minutes; it ended up being 6 minutes of screeching
    from her, & a black eye for me. . .

    The only reason I came out of the closet, is because it was dark in
    there. <G>

    Daryl

    ... Flies spread disease -- keep yours zipped, please.
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Nov 2 01:27:00 2022
    George,

    Universal Instructions for babies:

    1. Fill noisy end
    2. Empty smelly end
    3. Go to 1.

    Forever and ever, Amen. :P

    Hmmm...sounds like a song by Randy Travis. <G>

    Seriously, it is...the video in it was from his sister's wedding.

    Daryl

    ... Bar Exam: How much tequila you can drink before you hit the floor.
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