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    From jimmy anderson@1:105/7 to All on Fri Dec 26 17:08:44 2025
    When I die, I want my remains scatted around the world...

    But I don't want to be cremated.


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  • From Dr. What@1:342/201 to jimmy anderson on Sat Dec 27 05:18:02 2025
    jimmy anderson wrote to All <=-

    When I die, I want my remains scatted around the world...

    But I don't want to be cremated.

    I want to be cannonized. Oh, wait.... You mean that doesn't mean having my remains shot out of cannon?


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to jimmy anderson on Tue Dec 30 03:27:51 2025
    Jimmy,

    When I die, I want my remains scatted around the world...

    But I don't want to be cremated.

    But, that's many folks only chance at a smoking hot body. <G>

    Daryl

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