Happy birthday Canada on the 1st of July!
Do you know how Canada got its name?
I've herd of this story. . .
The three guys who discovered it put some letters in a bag and decided to name the country after the letters they pulled out.
First guy: I got a "C", eh.
Second guy: I got an "N", eh.
Third guy: I got a "D", eh.
Shh, that's our big secret! Or it WAS!!!!
Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.
My daughter got me a Canada sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
Its aspirational she said.
Ooooof...
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
They give us Nickelback
Q: What do Canada and Mexico have in common? A: They have us in the middle.
A Canadian man is told to write a paper on a letter, so he says An "S," eh?
--- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
* Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)