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  • I've Got My Fries On You

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Sun Apr 9 02:24:37 2023
    A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

    "Sounds great," said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.

    He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

    "Wait a minute," the boy said. "Those don't look fat-free."

    "Sure they are," the cook said. "We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!"

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