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  • I've invented a depressive compiler

    From Bonita Montero@3:633/10 to All on Mon Jul 20 07:37:54 2026
    It optimizes everything away since nothing makes sense.
    This is the compiler:

    int main()
    {
    return EXIT_NO_SENSE_AT_ALL;
    }

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.18
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)
  • From Chris M. Thomasson@3:633/10 to All on Mon Jul 20 12:54:33 2026
    On 7/19/2026 10:37 PM, Bonita Montero wrote:
    It optimizes everything away since nothing makes sense.
    This is the compiler:

    int main()
    {
    ˙˙˙˙return EXIT_NO_SENSE_AT_ALL;
    }

    ;^D lol.

    --- PyGate Linux v1.5.18
    * Origin: Dragon's Lair, PyGate NNTP<>Fido Gate (3:633/10)