• Re: Engineer Identifies & Explains Every ?90s =?UTF

    From Kurt Weiske@3:633/10 to SpallsHurgenson(NG) on Fri Aug 7 08:51:34 2026
    To: SpallsHurgenson(NG)
    SpallsHurgenson(NG) wrote to alt.folklore.computers <=-

    I never had a true blinkenlight machine to take care of, but that's
    okay; the flickering diodes on the modern routers and rack-servers were good enough for me.

    The closest I ever came was a dial-up WAN with 32 modems in a rack. It
    managed a store retail point-of-sale system, and you could tell when
    the stores closed by when the modems would light up. They'd all be
    blinking away for about 10-15 minutes every hour, then settle down to
    nothing. It became a nice way of keeping time when working in the
    server room.

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  • From Charlie Gibbs@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 7 19:16:25 2026
    Subject: Re: Engineer Identifies & Explains Every ?90s Computer Seen In ?Jurassic Park?

    On 2026-08-07, SpallsHurgenson <user14325@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    I never had a true blinkenlight machine to take care of, but that's okay; the flickering diodes on the modern routers and rack-servers were good enough
    for me. I even put up a blinkenlight warning sign... until the C-levels made me take it down after a few months for some reason that was never entirely clear to me (I suspect a terminal lack of humor).

    "Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers!
    Das computermaschine ist nicht f�r gefingerpoken und
    mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen
    und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht f�r gewerken bei
    das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das
    cottenpickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen
    das blinkenlichten."

    I had access to a number of rooms full of computers with
    lots of blinkenlichten. The power supply section in these
    machines had a blank plate that was just begging for a notice
    of some sort, so I made up a sign for each one and installed
    them in a professional-looking manner in enough places to
    maybe make people think they were official. They read:

    DANGER!
    50,000 OHMS

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    / \ if you read it the right way. | from incomplete data.

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  • From Lawrence D?Oliveiro@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 7 21:44:57 2026
    Subject: Re: Engineer Identifies & Explains Every ?90s Computer Seen In ?Jurassic Park?

    On Fri, 07 Aug 2026 19:16:25 GMT, Charlie Gibbs wrote:

    I had access to a number of rooms full of computers with lots of blinkenlichten. The power supply section in these machines had a
    blank plate that was just begging for a notice of some sort, so I
    made up a sign for each one and installed them in a
    professional-looking manner in enough places to maybe make people
    think they were official. They read:

    DANGER!
    50,000 OHMS

    That?s about the resistance of the human body?

    Put that on a T-shirt, and it would make sense. ;)

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  • From Thomas Prufer@3:633/10 to All on Wed Aug 12 09:03:19 2026
    Subject: Re: Engineer Identifies & Explains Every ?90s Computer Seen In ?Jurassic Park?

    On Fri, 07 Aug 2026 19:16:25 GMT, Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> wrote:

    On 2026-08-07, SpallsHurgenson <user14325@newsgrouper.org.invalid> wrote:

    I never had a true blinkenlight machine to take care of, but that's okay; >> the flickering diodes on the modern routers and rack-servers were good enough
    for me. I even put up a blinkenlight warning sign... until the C-levels made >> me take it down after a few months for some reason that was never entirely >> clear to me (I suspect a terminal lack of humor).

    "Achtung! Alles Lookenspeepers!
    Das computermaschine ist nicht f�r gefingerpoken und
    mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen
    und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht f�r gewerken bei
    das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen das
    cottenpickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen
    das blinkenlichten."

    I had access to a number of rooms full of computers with
    lots of blinkenlichten. The power supply section in these
    machines had a blank plate that was just begging for a notice
    of some sort, so I made up a sign for each one and installed
    them in a professional-looking manner in enough places to
    maybe make people think they were official. They read:

    DANGER!
    50,000 OHMS

    Test stickers with date:

    https://pr0mart.com/Nach-Kategorien/

    German, mostly.

    "do not connect device to internet no matter how much it asks"
    "Temporary solution since MM YY"
    "so that's how you do it"

    etc.

    Thomas Prufer

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  • From Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 14:12:09 2026
    Subject: Modern blinkenlights: (was: Re: Engineer Identifies & Explains Every ?90s Computer Seen In ?Jurassic Park?)

    On 07/08/2026 11:17 PM, Chris Ahlstrom wrote:
    Bud Frede wrote this screed in ALL-CAPS (fixed):

    David Lesher <wb8foz@panix.com> writes:

    Lawrence =?iso-8859-13?q?D=FFOliveiro?= <ldo@nz.invalid> writes:

    IBM >AN/FSQ-7 <https://www.starringthecomputer.com/computer.html?c=73>. >>>
    <snip>

    A wall of blinking lamps was purchased by a Hollywood prop shop
    and used by Irwin Allen in Time Tunnel, Voyage to the Bottom of
    the Sea, etc. and many of his other schlocky series of the
    era.

    That seemed to be the popular impression of computers for many
    people. Lots and lots of blinking lights.

    That's partly because they used to have a lot of lights, iirc.

    Hmmm.... worked for the Wizard of Oz too. :-)

    If you have a lot of USB MIDI gear running, you will see lights on
    the hub(s), the audio codec box, USB noise filter, the MIDI grid
    controller, the network switch, and even some brands of USB
    speakers.


    My /white tower/ of blinkenlights has the fan blinking, and the two RAM
    sticks. The /graphical prognostication unit/ also blinks an arrow and
    a Gigabyte.

    It's a veritable /industrial computer/!

    The switches and U.S.B. lights pale in comparison.

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  • From John Ames@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 07:53:27 2026
    Subject: Re: Modern blinkenlights: (was: Re: Engineer Identifies & Explains Every ?90s Computer Seen In ?Jurassic Park?)

    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 14:12:09 +0800
    Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> wrote:

    My /white tower/ of blinkenlights has the fan blinking, and the two
    RAM sticks. The /graphical prognostication unit/ also blinks an
    arrow and a Gigabyte.

    It's a veritable /industrial computer/!

    AFAIK those lights don't *tell* you anything, though, other than that
    the power's on. I know the BeBox blinkenlights would indicate CPU load
    in either of the dual processors, but I don't think anyone has done an equivalent for modern motherboards and their surfeit of LED pulsers...?


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  • From Peter Flass@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 09:30:31 2026
    On 8/20/26 07:53, John Ames wrote:
    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 14:12:09 +0800
    Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> wrote:

    My /white tower/ of blinkenlights has the fan blinking, and the two
    RAM sticks. The /graphical prognostication unit/ also blinks an
    arrow and a Gigabyte.

    It's a veritable /industrial computer/!

    AFAIK those lights don't *tell* you anything, though, other than that
    the power's on. I know the BeBox blinkenlights would indicate CPU load
    in either of the dual processors, but I don't think anyone has done an equivalent for modern motherboards and their surfeit of LED pulsers...?


    Even in the elder days their use was fading. Sometimes a light pattern
    might indicate a loop. I can recall an IBMer debugging on a 360/30 using console switches and lights, but they were gone by the System/370.

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  • From Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson@3:633/10 to All on Fri Aug 21 00:36:30 2026
    On 20/08/2026 10:53 PM, John Ames wrote:
    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 14:12:09 +0800
    Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> wrote:

    My /white tower/ of blinkenlights has the fan blinking, and the two
    RAM sticks. The /graphical prognostication unit/ also blinks an
    arrow and a Gigabyte.

    It's a veritable /industrial computer/!

    AFAIK those lights don't *tell* you anything, though, other than that
    the power's on. I know the BeBox blinkenlights would indicate CPU load
    in either of the dual processors, but I don't think anyone has done an equivalent for modern motherboards and their surfeit of LED pulsers...?


    No, and now that I think about it, that's /weird/. Like really weird.
    Why not use the R.A.M. stick blinkenlights to tell me the memory module
    is working? Of course, putting E.C.C. D.R.A.M. in a consumer tower is /anathema/, so I don't know how one would implement it. At a guess, my motherboard won't accept any.

    And no, I didn't bother to try to find out if my memory sticks have
    E.C.C. before writing this followup. If it is, it'll be a pleasant
    surprise for the future.

    I only have a single socket C.P.U., and I believe it has eight cores,
    and there are no good blinkenlights to tell me which core is busy with
    what.

    The /graphical prognostication unit/ just blinks. It won't tell me any-
    thing about how many polygons the OpenGL is drawing. Not to mention it
    has no visible blinkenlight for P.H.I.G.S.

    All of this is just outright bizarre.
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  • From SpallsHurgenson (NG)@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 16:41:38 2026
    Subject: Re: Modern blinkenlights: (was: Re: Engineer Identifies & Explains Every ?90s Computer Seen In ?Jurassic Park?)


    John Ames <commodorejohn@gmail.com> posted:

    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 14:12:09 +0800
    Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> wrote:

    My /white tower/ of blinkenlights has the fan blinking, and the two
    RAM sticks. The /graphical prognostication unit/ also blinks an
    arrow and a Gigabyte.

    It's a veritable /industrial computer/!

    AFAIK those lights don't *tell* you anything, though, other than that
    the power's on. I know the BeBox blinkenlights would indicate CPU load
    in either of the dual processors, but I don't think anyone has done an equivalent for modern motherboards and their surfeit of LED pulsers...?


    Nah, they're mostly bling.
    Still, the LEDs on my AIO cooler (on my CPU) can be configured to (roughly) indicate CPU load; green if the load is low and passing through yellow and then to red as CPU-load increases. I think LEDs on the RAM could be
    configured to do something similar.

    [I don't like all these LEDs on the hardware, but it was actually
    cheaper to get blinged-out hardware than without. So I just seal
    it all inside the chassis and pretend it's dark within]

    Of course, all this functionality was through third-party software rather
    than built into the hardware itself. It's not intrinsic to the hardware and thus its accuracy (and therefore actual utility) is marginal. But you
    CAN do it if you really want.

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  • From Charlie Gibbs@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 18:04:47 2026
    On 2026-08-20, Peter Flass <Peter@Iron-Spring.com> wrote:

    On 8/20/26 07:53, John Ames wrote:

    On Thu, 20 Aug 2026 14:12:09 +0800
    Johann 'Myrkraverk' Oskarsson <johann@myrkraverk.invalid> wrote:

    My /white tower/ of blinkenlights has the fan blinking, and the two
    RAM sticks. The /graphical prognostication unit/ also blinks an
    arrow and a Gigabyte.

    It's a veritable /industrial computer/!

    AFAIK those lights don't *tell* you anything, though, other than that
    the power's on. I know the BeBox blinkenlights would indicate CPU load
    in either of the dual processors, but I don't think anyone has done an
    equivalent for modern motherboards and their surfeit of LED pulsers...?

    Yeah, it's all just bling, existing solely to win pissing contests.
    The last thing I want is pulsating rainbows everywhere - especially
    on the keyboard. :-p

    Even in the elder days their use was fading. Sometimes a light pattern
    might indicate a loop. I can recall an IBMer debugging on a 360/30 using console switches and lights, but they were gone by the System/370.

    The Univac 90/30s on which I mostly worked from 1975 to 1985 were
    among the last machines with a couple of rows of LEDs with rollers
    by which you could select various internal signals. I found one
    display where the internal disk controller would display the
    currently-active drive number and the length of the current seek;
    it was useful for detecting disk thrashing, especially after the
    new drives came out that had opaque covers so you could no longer
    see the head assembly and its movements.

    The earlier 9300 would by default display the first two bytes of
    the currently-executing instruction. Due to the inertia of the
    incandescent lamps the most recent instructions were effectively
    ORed together. However, you could tell whether a program was CPU-
    or I/O-bound (and if I/O-bound, which device it was waiting for).
    Naturally I wrote some hacks which would display strange things,
    like a 4-bit binary counter that would cycle repeatedly. Since this
    machine treated 0x00 as a NOP, I wrote a program that cleared most of
    memory, put a return at the bottom, and called it while waiting for
    the card reader to complete. It would run the reader at full speed
    with all of the lights out, something which was normally impossible.
    I titled the program "Read Cards in the Dark".

    --
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    \ / <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> | two kinds of people:
    X I'm really at ac.dekanfrus | 1. Those who can extrapolate
    / \ if you read it the right way. | from incomplete data.

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  • From Scott Lurndal@3:633/10 to All on Thu Aug 20 18:24:33 2026
    Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> writes:
    On 2026-08-20, Peter Flass <Peter@Iron-Spring.com> wrote:

    Even in the elder days their use was fading. Sometimes a light pattern
    might indicate a loop. I can recall an IBMer debugging on a 360/30 using
    console switches and lights, but they were gone by the System/370.

    The Univac 90/30s on which I mostly worked from 1975 to 1985 were
    among the last machines with a couple of rows of LEDs with rollers
    by which you could select various internal signals. I found one
    display where the internal disk controller would display the
    currently-active drive number and the length of the current seek;
    it was useful for detecting disk thrashing, especially after the
    new drives came out that had opaque covers so you could no longer
    see the head assembly and its movements.

    The Burroughs B6800 was famous for displaying the
    big B (B in a circle) logo on the console light
    matrix during the idle loop.

    We had the engineering prototype B4800 in the software
    lab and had replaced the metal skins (190cm tall) with
    smoked glass. The processor logic 15cm tall cards were racked
    in the cabinets in trays, with the non-backplane
    end of each card loaded with signal LEDs.

    Halt/Loading the system in the dark was impressive to watch.

    The most useful diagnostics were the channel lights, which
    blinked for every I/O operation initiated to the channel;
    we actually built a portable version of the channel lights
    to plug into the subsequent B4900 I/O processor to help debugging the
    MCP.

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